Alternatively: a ciggarette and a wank.
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Ttssattsr,
Tue 22 Jul 2008, 22:00,
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I tried that but I got confused and burnt my hand.
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Tue 22 Jul 2008, 22:01,
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Alternatively: a hard smack in the head leaves you in bed for a day or two
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head-doctor ololololo,
Tue 22 Jul 2008, 22:01,
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i keep getting back up
although i did nearly knock myself out with a coke can that had been in the freezer all night by smashing it against my forehead trying to break the ice, everything went black but i didn't fall over :)
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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Tue 22 Jul 2008, 22:08,
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