Old McDonald had a farm

and by the look of it a very frigid wife
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Broon, Thu 9 May 2002, 15:50,
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I don't know how
he keeps a smile on his face
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windy, Thu 9 May 2002, 15:55,
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You're masterbating
with Ronald McDonald's other hand!?
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Lumpbucket farted., Thu 9 May 2002, 16:55,
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by poking people
with a fork? Surely quite entertaining.
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pep, Thu 9 May 2002, 15:57,
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