Going to be huge when they hit the shelves :D


From the Abusive ducks challenge. See all 473 entries (closed)

(The Urban Badger Pressing the wrong button since 1987, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 23:33, archived)

not really an abusive duck.
It's more a duck you can abuse
( The Flaming Ibanez has some Google Wave invites going spare, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 23:34, archived)

Oh god yes
(The Urban Badger Pressing the wrong button since 1987, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 23:34, archived)

Abusive?
and what the heck was that to begin with?
( Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 23:34, archived)

A hairdrier O.o
(The Urban Badger Pressing the wrong button since 1987, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 23:35, archived)

I think it's a type of hairdryer
that you stick your cock in
( Barbarossa Has got a faulty lightsaber. Thanks McDonalds (!), Wed 23 Jul 2008, 23:36, archived)

"abusive ducks"
not abusing a duck!
( Barbarossa Has got a faulty lightsaber. Thanks McDonalds (!), Wed 23 Jul 2008, 23:34, archived)

ok, don't you lot dare blame me for this
i'm going to bed
( mongychops you don't like him and he doesn't like you, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 23:34, archived)

Sweet dreams
about abusive ducks
(SockCooker Sock FTW 2012, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 23:35, archived)

Wants
Oh God, am I thinking out loud again?

Also: I'll peck the face off the bastard who thought up this challenge. RIGHT OFF.
( Scaryduck - twitter.com/duckorange, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 23:35, archived)

/me is scared

(SockCooker Sock FTW 2012, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 23:35, archived)

Haha, blimey.
Surely with your screen name this is EXACTLY the compo for you.
( Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 23:38, archived)

It uses the wrong plug though.
That and the question:
Why would anybody be aroused by a duck...

Especially one with no feathers...
(noodle_6491, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 23:36, archived)

*fwaps*

( Barbarossa Has got a faulty lightsaber. Thanks McDonalds (!), Wed 23 Jul 2008, 23:37, archived)

Pains me to say it
But surley a duck is more arousing than a torch in general? At least you can imagine daisy.....

..........fuck
(The Urban Badger Pressing the wrong button since 1987, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 23:38, archived)

( Barbarossa Has got a faulty lightsaber. Thanks McDonalds (!), Wed 23 Jul 2008, 23:39, archived)

*winces*

( plentyofants can't start a fire without a spork, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 23:45, archived)

Reminds me of..
... The film Teeth. Anyone else see it?
www.imdb.com/title/tt0780622/
(AQ, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 10:55, archived)

she's just desperate and trying to earn some money
working as a quackwhore
( plentyofants can't start a fire without a spork, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 23:39, archived)