underpants
and suspenders.
Make this a woo.
( P3L3 Morphology, Longevity, Sell By Dates., Thu 24 Jul 2008, 0:18, archived)

Suspenders!
Damn, why didn't I think of that! When I was making it I googled for "Braces" and had to go through countless pages of teenagers with crooked teeth before I found a suitable image.
(Madlyinsane, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 0:20, archived)