From the Abusive ducks challenge. See all 473 entries (closed)

(captain freedom don't expect, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 8:23, archived)

The duck died.

( gronkpan , a friend, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 8:26, archived)

hahaha that is win

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 24 Jul 2008, 8:27, archived)

Slacker!
There should be like 30 repeats of the moon,
and then a panel with someone saying,
"This could be bad." And 30 more to, "Really!"
But all brill, as is, and as always, Doc.
( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 8:27, archived)

do you have any idea how lazy bored and out of ideas i am as of now?
i want to puke out of my eye sockets.
(captain freedom don't expect, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 8:30, archived)

NOT VERE SEXEE

( mofaha, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 8:31, archived)

FUCK YOU. IM SAD.

(captain freedom don't expect, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 8:44, archived)

james bond's a cunt!!

( prodigy69 Fuck you, I won't buy what you tell me!, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 8:29, archived)

The moon blew up.

( mofaha, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 8:29, archived)

( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 8:31, archived)

COMPO IT

( mofaha, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 8:32, archived)

nyyce.

(captain freedom don't expect, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 8:33, archived)

FUCK

( gronkpan , a friend, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 8:34, archived)

compo this!

( My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 8:38, archived)

EPIC
 
ALTHOUGH IT COULD POSSIBLY BE MORE EPIC THAN THIS
( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 8:35, archived)

I KNOW GODDAMN.
IM SO CLOSE TO CRYING RIGHT NOW. NOT EVEN SITCOMS CAN SWAY MY SORROWS.

fuck.
(captain freedom don't expect, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 8:46, archived)

I've been waiting for ages
and the moon hasn't blown up as yet!
(Andy_Control is sick of your childish behaviour, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 14:21, archived)