DUX IZ CUNTZ

From the Abusive ducks challenge. See all 473 entries (closed)

( Dekionplexis 3176 Black Sunshine, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 23:27, archived)

I DO NOT THINK ANYTHING CAN EVER BE FUNNY AGAIN!

( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Thu 24 Jul 2008, 23:28, archived)

i'M LISTEBENNING TO
Prince - My Name is Prince
( Dekionplexis 3176 Black Sunshine, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 23:29, archived)

You should listen to
My name is Shakin Stevens instead. It is by Cher!

I SAID CHER YOU FUCKER!
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Thu 24 Jul 2008, 23:30, archived)

"...and I am needlessly litigious"

( mofaha, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 23:34, archived)

oH, i GOT a live one here!
OooooooahhahahahhaHAHAHA
( Dekionplexis 3176 Black Sunshine, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 23:36, archived)

Have you ever sued the devil in the pale moonlight?

( mofaha, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 23:39, archived)

And where, and where, is the Batman?
He's at home, WASHIN' HIS TIGHTS!
( Dekionplexis 3176 Black Sunshine, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 23:41, archived)

This is your finest work yet

( Bloop wasn't here on, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 23:28, archived)

*jumps in canyon*
When it come to funk, I am a junky.
( Dekionplexis 3176 Black Sunshine, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 23:31, archived)

umm O.O

( prodigy69, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 23:28, archived)

*leans on chevy nova*
*vomits*
( Dekionplexis 3176 Black Sunshine, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 23:33, archived)

what?

( prodigy69, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 23:40, archived)

Stop the press, who's that?

( Dekionplexis 3176 Black Sunshine, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 23:42, archived)

he was not a nice man.

(captain freedom don't expect, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 23:44, archived)

He collected sand.
Says it all really.
( Dekionplexis 3176 Black Sunshine, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 23:46, archived)

what?

( prodigy69, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 23:45, archived)

Have you ever been to Kenya?

( Dekionplexis 3176 Black Sunshine, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 23:48, archived)

nope

( prodigy69, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 23:50, archived)

No need for a coat.

( Dekionplexis 3176 Black Sunshine, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 23:52, archived)

that's nice dear

( prodigy69, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 23:56, archived)

You sexy mutha fuckaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

( Dekionplexis 3176 Black Sunshine, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 0:00, archived)

(Dave Trouser on a messageboard full of shitcunts. Pisstrumpet, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 23:51, archived)

fucking yes
I love you Dave Trouser

this picture was taken too many years ago :(
( Barry Chuckle III - the troll with a soul., Thu 24 Jul 2008, 23:52, archived)

Make a new one, outside the houses of parliament.

(Dave Trouser on a messageboard full of shitcunts. Pisstrumpet, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 23:53, archived)

I want that coat.

( Dekionplexis 3176 Black Sunshine, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 23:53, archived)

got it from a hire shop
I'd never own a fucking gaygoth trenchcoat
( Barry Chuckle III - the troll with a soul., Thu 24 Jul 2008, 23:54, archived)

It smells of justice.

( Dekionplexis 3176 Black Sunshine, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 23:56, archived)

it came with a swastika sown on

( Barry Chuckle III - the troll with a soul., Thu 24 Jul 2008, 23:58, archived)

You sexy muthafuckaaaaaaaaaa!

( Dekionplexis 3176 Black Sunshine, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 0:00, archived)

Did it go back without it?

( Undulating Tentacles of Love Eifel 65 - "I'm Blue" for Christmas number 1, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 0:04, archived)

( William Hill is fuckin' skill is back from the dead, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 23:29, archived)

jagger-jape

( Dekionplexis 3176 Black Sunshine, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 23:32, archived)

I'm too passive?
fair. that makes a whingeing cunt duck
( doph no time like the precedent, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 23:29, archived)

FUCK DA CUNT DUX

( Dekionplexis 3176 Black Sunshine, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 23:33, archived)

I'm compelled to click, because this is beautiful

( Barbarossa See you next year, b3ta!, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 23:33, archived)

YOU SAID IT WAS JUST A PHASE!

( Dekionplexis 3176 Black Sunshine, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 23:34, archived)

This excites.....
... and confuses me.
(Artificial Rhonda Monkey Toucher, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 23:42, archived)

fanx

( Dekionplexis 3176 Black Sunshine, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 23:50, archived)

Dekion, you totally pwn the board.

(Dave Trouser on a messageboard full of shitcunts. Pisstrumpet, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 23:42, archived)

Don't be silly.
Dyslexia is far better.
( Dekionplexis 3176 Black Sunshine, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 23:44, archived)

Nah.

(Dave Trouser on a messageboard full of shitcunts. Pisstrumpet, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 23:46, archived)

1500 Posts! YOU ASKED FOR FILTH!
THEN COP A LOOK AT THIS
( P3L3 Morphology, Longevity, Sell By Dates., Thu 24 Jul 2008, 23:43, archived)

is that your oven?
congrats
not on the oven
( Bloop wasn't here on, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 23:45, archived)

Its my dads old chip pan!
Its in the shed now, I bought him a fat fryer so he wouldnt have to use it anymore. I photographed it coz that texture was bound to come in handy eventually.
( P3L3 Morphology, Longevity, Sell By Dates., Thu 24 Jul 2008, 23:46, archived)

You dirty bastard.
MODS, HELLO, WHERE ARE YOU???????!..?
( Dekionplexis 3176 Black Sunshine, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 23:46, archived)

:D
Foxy, eh?
( P3L3 Morphology, Longevity, Sell By Dates., Thu 24 Jul 2008, 23:50, archived)

You sicken me to the point of smiling.

( Dekionplexis 3176 Black Sunshine, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 23:52, archived)

You just want to
lick it dontcha, go on admit it!
( P3L3 Morphology, Longevity, Sell By Dates., Thu 24 Jul 2008, 23:57, archived)

*bubbles*

( Dekionplexis 3176 Black Sunshine, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 23:58, archived)

Top Japery!

( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 23:48, archived)

JA!
My husband, quickly, duck, behind the couch!


- There's no duck behind this couch.

:D
( Dekionplexis 3176 Black Sunshine, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 23:49, archived)

Min gott!
Ja! There is no duck behind this couch, it is Hitler!

"Vasss"! What is Hitler doing behind our couch?

Vanking to duck porn.
( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 23:52, archived)

Quickly, my Hitler, fuck behind my cooch.
- There's no cunt behind this vagina!?..?!..!
( Dekionplexis 3176 Black Sunshine, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 23:54, archived)

I give you a
buck for a duck and a duck for a buck and all I get are these fooked up ducks !
So I am pleased . . .
( Valin That that is that . . . is that . . ., Thu 24 Jul 2008, 23:50, archived)

I recently acquired a plethora.
Too many more and I'd be done.
( Dekionplexis 3176 Black Sunshine, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 23:55, archived)

I likes that.
Well done on the giggles.
( Wildheart Baby Jesus is not a plumber, he's a free gas engineer, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 23:54, archived)

You sexy muthafuckaaaaaaaaaa

( Dekionplexis 3176 Black Sunshine, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 23:57, archived)