Blue Peters
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Ed the Duck went QUACKERS in the broom cupboard.
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From the Abusive ducks challenge. See all 473 entries (closed)

(LOCK, STOCK and one tiny COCK Ex-seam-ingly Good Cakes, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 15:30, archived)

I sw him on Masterchef last night bless him. His pudding was awesome. Ooh er missus etc.

( WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 15:31, archived)

That slag will win.
Never cooked in an oven my arse.
( Monty Propps if you've got a field that don't yield, get up and, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 15:32, archived)

I thought this, too.
Either that or they receive shit loads of help for the programme.

And she's got a MASSIVE gob.
( IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 15:32, archived)

All the better to eat with my dear.

( WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 15:33, archived)

Apparently they don't recieve help.
As Michael Buerks article in last weeks RadioTimes demonstrated. Winger.
( Monty Propps if you've got a field that don't yield, get up and, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 15:34, archived)

I can do an impression of him.

"Hello, I'm Michael Buerk." (Said in the style of Michael Buerk.)
( IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 15:37, archived)

Bet you can cook better.

( Monty Propps if you've got a field that don't yield, get up and, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 15:38, archived)

best laugh of the week
when the blokes poncy sauce was too thin..
"shove it up yer fucking arse"!
classic!
he spoilt it a bit by coming back though.soft lad.
(discodaz has finally got a job!, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 16:18, archived)

Needs more Wilson the Butler.

( IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 15:32, archived)

Does anyone remember Edd before he had the Mohawk?
Some kids mum knitted the mohawk for him and sent it in. Originally he was just a bog standard duck.

/nostalgia blog
(coliander did NOT rape discomeats' fucking cement, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 15:37, archived)

Have you
just added that to Wikipedia, too?

EDIT: This was my 5,000th post.
( IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 15:38, archived)

heh no :)
It's just something that stuck in my head from when I was a nipper.

Same as Gordon the gophers biker jacket and Philip Schofield singing along to the Ulysses 31 theme tune :D
(coliander did NOT rape discomeats' fucking cement, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 15:40, archived)

COUNCELLOR TO AISLE 6, PLEASE.

( IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 15:41, archived)

Gratulations!
I'm only a handful away from my 5k. Wahey!
( barryheadwound Mul - ti - pass? Multipass!, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 15:45, archived)

Wooo!!!
Congaties :)
( Monty Propps if you've got a field that don't yield, get up and, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 15:48, archived)

Needs more Edd ;)

( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Fri 25 Jul 2008, 15:40, archived)

TOAP LOL

( Fishcat www.crabhat.net, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 15:45, archived)

Hell yeah!
Breaking the law...well, the rules actually.
(LOCK, STOCK and one tiny COCK Ex-seam-ingly Good Cakes, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 15:47, archived)