likes sugar cubes, has teeth, can't swim...


From the Abusive ducks challenge. See all 473 entries (closed)

(muyk, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 18:55, archived)

:O was that an Aylesbury duck beforehand?
YAY for Aylesbury ducks. Best of all the ducks.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 18:57, archived)

No they're not, they're wankers.
With their cinemas and unbelievably slow train service.
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 19:03, archived)

The cinema is a monstrosity.
There's a bloody gorgeous Odeon down the road that they're going to level so they can extend Sainsbury's carpark.

Trains are alright, only takes a little bit of time to get to London. Although it's silly to get on at Aylesbury, may as well go to Amersham and go from there, it's much cheaper.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 19:05, archived)

What, get the bus to Amersham and then get the train?
Isn't that a bit pointless when the train from Aylesbury to London goes through Amersham anyway?
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 19:07, archived)

Yes, but the price of a travelcard is much more expensive from Aylesbury
because Amersham's within zone.....something, whereas Aylesbury isn't.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 19:08, archived)

And the bus to Amersham plus a travelcard is less expensive than the train to Amersham plus travelcard?
In other news someone in a sticky wicket I know asked me if I could model for a portrait class.
Then asked me if I could do it as a regular thing. ARrrrhh
Then asked me if I could do life drawing classes. ARRRRRRRHHHHH
And they just sent me the photos of all the drawings. ARRRRGGGGGGHHHH!
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 19:11, archived)

Well my best mate drives
as does my mum, who works in Amersham. (And getting the bus to Amersham would still be cheaper, especially considering I've got a monthly buspass that I can go anywhere with)

Try and be nice to the art person, human beings appreciate it.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 19:12, archived)

I am implausibly Nivenesque to them, but that does not mean I like it.
Just one of the many faces of Sir Ronald Montigue.
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 19:16, archived)

Well done.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 19:21, archived)

That is brilliant :D
I want one!
( Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 18:59, archived)

I shall call him Oleixbelis, and shall feed him sugared almonds.

( Dekionplexis 3176 Black Sunshine, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 19:05, archived)

Does he vote BNP or something?
Why is compo'd?
( hanke, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 19:06, archived)

There's a tacit acceptance that all ducks are cunts
Therefore the challenge has become "photoshop a duck"
( Barbarossa See you next year, b3ta!, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 19:27, archived)

Nicely done
the more I look at this, the more confused I get.

I don't know wether to pet it, run away or cook it and eat it...
(Mr._Pickles Yiff! Yiff! Grrr! Miaow!, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 19:09, archived)