HOMOPHOBIC DUCKS


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(bobman500 enjoys a grope as much as the next fella, Sat 26 Jul 2008, 18:20, archived)

:(

( Mousing, Sat 26 Jul 2008, 18:22, archived)

mandarins are incredible looking creatures
Is Jahled about? what's the current train of thought as to why generally in nature the males are the pretty ones but in humans the ladies are the ones that get all dolled up?
( HappyToast sorted on, Sat 26 Jul 2008, 18:24, archived)

it's because all animals are gay

( Mousing, Sat 26 Jul 2008, 18:25, archived)

you're an animal, how's that gayness working out?

( HappyToast sorted on, Sat 26 Jul 2008, 18:26, archived)

am not!

( Mousing, Sat 26 Jul 2008, 18:28, archived)

oh, you're a vegetable then?

( HappyToast sorted on, Sat 26 Jul 2008, 18:29, archived)

Mineral, perhaps.

( Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Sat 26 Jul 2008, 18:30, archived)

yes,
here I am at a wedding:

( Mousing, Sat 26 Jul 2008, 18:30, archived)

:D

( HappyToast sorted on, Sat 26 Jul 2008, 18:31, archived)

Haha
You've earned a LOL from me :)
( theswirly, Sat 26 Jul 2008, 18:49, archived)

seems like
nice quickjoke to me
(noobaaaaarcgdfgdh ., Sat 26 Jul 2008, 18:52, archived)

Are you sure you're not actually at a weeding?
Ace photo, btw!
( Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Sat 26 Jul 2008, 18:53, archived)

( HairyTwatter Needs more tostones by, Sat 26 Jul 2008, 21:17, archived)

hahaha

(duketh *raises rifle* everyone loves muffins!!!!!!, Sat 26 Jul 2008, 18:26, archived)

hm...
I suppose you could argue that nowadays that is no longer the case. Men are putting a lot more effort into their appearance now.
(bobman500 enjoys a grope as much as the next fella, Sat 26 Jul 2008, 18:26, archived)

I'm talking about the ott plumage
men may be using more moisturiser and "product" in their hair, but they're hardly wearing a backless sequined dress up the red carpet
( HappyToast sorted on, Sat 26 Jul 2008, 18:28, archived)

well...
maybe YOU aren't, lol
(bobman500 enjoys a grope as much as the next fella, Sat 26 Jul 2008, 18:29, archived)

I couldn't get one in my size

( HappyToast sorted on, Sat 26 Jul 2008, 18:31, archived)

because God created woman from man
so she should be dull and subservient!
Islam has it right!

I mean, I think it's because males are generally the ones who have to compete to spread their progeny, it ensures survival of the fittest. Or something.
( Mushroom, Sat 26 Jul 2008, 18:28, archived)

yes, but why is the role reversed?

( HappyToast sorted on, Sat 26 Jul 2008, 18:30, archived)

because Western society is godless and immoral!
I mean, I don't know.
( Mushroom, Sat 26 Jul 2008, 18:33, archived)

I forget what it was that drew allusions to the story of Adam and Eve being the first amoeba.
What with Eve being made from Adam's side and what not.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 26 Jul 2008, 18:50, archived)

and Cain and Abel being the first homosexual couple to have kids
c'mon, how else would the human race have continued?

Unless one of them fucked their mother, in which case we're all super-inbred.

God, fundamentalists want this shit to be true?
( Mushroom, Sat 26 Jul 2008, 18:54, archived)

There's a few cases in the bird world with role reversal.
Dotterels,f'rinstance.
( Colonel Boris Oh globbits, Sat 26 Jul 2008, 20:07, archived)