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[challenge entry] the inevitable backlash?

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(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Sat 26 Jul 2008, 20:30, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
I love him :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 26 Jul 2008, 20:31, archived)
# merci
(that chappy really is hilarious)
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Sat 26 Jul 2008, 20:35, archived)
# ha ha ha
you said you love him :)

/homophobe blog
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sat 26 Jul 2008, 20:36, archived)
# And?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 26 Jul 2008, 20:37, archived)
# y'know.........
you love him
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sat 26 Jul 2008, 20:38, archived)
# we must fight for Man-Duck Love
For there is none finer
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Sat 26 Jul 2008, 20:38, archived)
# what will it take for Man-Duck love to be finally accepted in society
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sat 26 Jul 2008, 20:41, archived)
# good question
although I remember a young man at Uni...years ago, who was expelled for killing and eating one of the campus geese. Might there have been some love in between the killing and eating?
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Sat 26 Jul 2008, 20:46, archived)
# there's always a story like that
but i've yet to meet anyone personally involved
though i do remember getting some ducks drunk on beer once
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sat 26 Jul 2008, 20:49, archived)
# I think you're right
about this possibly being apocryphal. it was spoken of in hushed tones, and was in our first term. but if it was true, then the bastard goose had it coming. all they did was (pardon my French) shit up the pathways all day long.

Ducks drunk on beer sounds marvellous
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Sat 26 Jul 2008, 20:50, archived)
# they took off rather unsteadily
and only just cleared the nearby roofs
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sat 26 Jul 2008, 20:55, archived)
# that's hilarious!
*phones the RSPCA*
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Sat 26 Jul 2008, 20:57, archived)
# earlier on,
the manduck had clearly got the horn somewhat and was pursuing the ladyduck, but she was having none of it
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sat 26 Jul 2008, 21:00, archived)
# the cheeky devil
allow me to refer you to my earlier compo entry based on a true-life similar incident. except it was man-duck on man-duck...
www.b3ta.com/board/8594875
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Sat 26 Jul 2008, 21:06, archived)
# joke on sikipedia yesterday
"if God didn't want us to eat animals

why did he make them out of food?"
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sat 26 Jul 2008, 20:51, archived)
# ha!
that's laugh out loud fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! KateCal it's the wind...the wind....., Sat 26 Jul 2008, 20:53, archived)
# yup
one of my favourites for a long time
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sat 26 Jul 2008, 20:55, archived)
# hmmm food
just remembered I haven't eaten yet, meeeaaaatttt!
(I helped save b3ta! KateCal it's the wind...the wind....., Sat 26 Jul 2008, 20:56, archived)
# whatever you do, don't call out for meat on this board
the consequences could be horrific
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Sat 26 Jul 2008, 20:57, archived)
# and messy
.
(I helped save b3ta! KateCal it's the wind...the wind....., Sat 26 Jul 2008, 20:58, archived)
# Yeah!
he's fab..
(I helped save b3ta! KateCal it's the wind...the wind....., Sat 26 Jul 2008, 20:34, archived)
# especially fab as a duck
edit: goose
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sat 26 Jul 2008, 20:36, archived)
# Yes
I was just debating its position on the goose-duck spectrum. Can't find the source image anymore, natch.
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Sat 26 Jul 2008, 20:54, archived)
# hahahah
thats ace!! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 26 Jul 2008, 20:37, archived)
# *tips hat*
fanks, Rev.
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Sat 26 Jul 2008, 20:39, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 26 Jul 2008, 21:09, archived)
# He's an annoying fucking cock
And as much as I tend to abstain from violence, I'd like nothing better than to repeatedly smash him in the face with a brick while singing Whigfield's Saturday Night and defecating into my pants.


And then put THAT on youtube.


(I do like what you've done though) :)
(Huw Edwards #notalljews, Sat 26 Jul 2008, 20:38, archived)
# hmm
me thinks he doth protest toooo much
(I helped save b3ta! KateCal it's the wind...the wind....., Sat 26 Jul 2008, 20:39, archived)
# Young Lady
I refer you to my previous post above, in which I stated that we must fight for Man-Duck Love. I stand by that statement.

Tea?
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Sat 26 Jul 2008, 20:40, archived)
# you have to read between the lines
coliander said: "I'd like nothing better than fucking cock repeatedly in the face with defecating into my pants

And then put THAT on youtube."
(I helped save b3ta! autofellatio fills the boards with pointless shit, Sat 26 Jul 2008, 20:43, archived)
# that would
definitely be youtube material
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sat 26 Jul 2008, 20:44, archived)
# too brown
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sat 26 Jul 2008, 20:45, archived)
# RACIST!
(I helped save b3ta! autofellatio fills the boards with pointless shit, Sat 26 Jul 2008, 20:46, archived)
# HAHA
Oh the Irony :D
(Huw Edwards #notalljews, Sat 26 Jul 2008, 20:49, archived)
# I'll get right on it!
(Huw Edwards #notalljews, Sat 26 Jul 2008, 20:46, archived)
# Ha!
*clicks*
(Caustic Armadillo consists at least 30% out of custard, Sat 26 Jul 2008, 20:40, archived)
# ta muchly
and to all for all the woos. woos excite me.
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Sat 26 Jul 2008, 20:45, archived)
# hahahaha
woo and yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Sat 26 Jul 2008, 20:40, archived)
# LOL !
That's truly excellent !!
(MintyUK, Sat 26 Jul 2008, 20:40, archived)
# That is worthy of a woo.
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Templeton Blah, blah, blah..., Sat 26 Jul 2008, 20:42, archived)
# oooh
that duck has a nasty tongue
(I helped save b3ta! KateCal it's the wind...the wind....., Sat 26 Jul 2008, 20:51, archived)
# don't knock it til you've tried it
I've heard they're quite a delicacy in the Orient
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Sat 26 Jul 2008, 20:56, archived)
# best!
LOL
(noobaaaaarcgdfgdh ., Sat 26 Jul 2008, 20:55, archived)