Shopping, Duck style!


From the Abusive ducks challenge. See all 473 entries (closed)

(Andaba Is Team GB Olympic Colouring Competitor, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 13:13, archived)

It's the swans I worry about.

( Moon Girl Technologies agent of Yahweh, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 13:14, archived)

you've done good earthling
shopping a shop indeed.
(arrangedletters an arbitrator of whimsy, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 13:14, archived)

Hahahaha
Preen up of aisle three!
( riverghost of Christmas Past not a happy bunny since, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 13:14, archived)

\o/

( kingsuperspecial is a Barbie horse, I have my own shower of course., Sun 27 Jul 2008, 13:15, archived)

you
chirped up a bit haven't you
(arrangedletters an arbitrator of whimsy, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 13:15, archived)

I'll be down again soon

( riverghost of Christmas Past not a happy bunny since, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 13:17, archived)

you're at your beak

( Moon Girl Technologies agent of Yahweh, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 13:20, archived)

I had to claw my way there!
It's a talon-t of mine:D
( riverghost of Christmas Past not a happy bunny since, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 13:21, archived)

you're not one to swan about, then.

( Moon Girl Technologies agent of Yahweh, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 13:24, archived)

You're just being Grebe-y
I couldn'tt give a coot what you think!
( riverghost of Christmas Past not a happy bunny since, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 13:26, archived)

time to put this to nest.

( Moon Girl Technologies agent of Yahweh, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 13:28, archived)

What?
I how I let off a bad egg like you?
( riverghost of Christmas Past not a happy bunny since, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 13:31, archived)

to forgive is dive-ine.

( Moon Girl Technologies agent of Yahweh, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 13:39, archived)

that's a fledgling concept!

( riverghost of Christmas Past not a happy bunny since, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 13:40, archived)

that really gets my goose.

( Moon Girl Technologies agent of Yahweh, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 13:42, archived)

Well that's a tern up for the books!

( riverghost of Christmas Past not a happy bunny since, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 13:46, archived)

You can stork.
You're making my life like heron earth.
( Moon Girl Technologies agent of Yahweh, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 13:54, archived)

Feeling hen pecked huh?

( riverghost of Christmas Past not a happy bunny since, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 14:04, archived)

you're just being a cock now.
.
( Moon Girl Technologies agent of Yahweh, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 14:10, archived)

Ah moor hen pecking!

( riverghost of Christmas Past not a happy bunny since, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 14:14, archived)

it's nothing to crow about.

( Moon Girl Technologies agent of Yahweh, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 14:15, archived)

So why are you raven abnout it?

( riverghost of Christmas Past not a happy bunny since, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 14:16, archived)

I was caught between a rook and a high place.

( Moon Girl Technologies agent of Yahweh, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 14:18, archived)

I'm chuffed that you got this far
But I think I still can claim victory!
( riverghost of Christmas Past not a happy bunny since, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 14:20, archived)

Chaffinch so?

( Moon Girl Technologies agent of Yahweh, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 14:22, archived)

Sorry matey you have to admit defeat with the hawk/who thing:P
Damn pun good off though.
As they say one bittern twice shy.
( riverghost of Christmas Past not a happy bunny since, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 14:26, archived)

prices are coming down,
so you can lower your shopping bill.
( Moon Girl Technologies agent of Yahweh, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 13:16, archived)

Eider keep that to yourself!

( riverghost of Christmas Past not a happy bunny since, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 13:18, archived)

What do ducks put on their toast?
Marmallard! LOL! Tell me again, human!
( Moon Girl Technologies agent of Yahweh, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 13:22, archived)

Why did the chicken cross the road?
COZ IT WAS FORCED FROM IT'S HOME BY MILITANTS!
How would you like it huh? Huh?
Not very funny now is it?!



Oh. Sorry. I may have meant Chetchnian.
( riverghost of Christmas Past not a happy bunny since, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 13:25, archived)

Haha
Damn that was a cheap gag :D
(Andaba Is Team GB Olympic Colouring Competitor, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 13:22, archived)

I always win a pun off:P
DTH is still to get one up on me:P
( riverghost of Christmas Past not a happy bunny since, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 13:27, archived)

I cannot allow a man-da-win.

( Moon Girl Technologies agent of Yahweh, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 13:39, archived)

I would If I were you
You're making a tit of yourself!
( riverghost of Christmas Past not a happy bunny since, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 13:48, archived)

That's just too much for me to swallow.
I'm not that gullible.
( Moon Girl Technologies agent of Yahweh, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 13:54, archived)

That was a swift retort!

( riverghost of Christmas Past not a happy bunny since, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 14:04, archived)

I'm very eagle to please

( Moon Girl Technologies agent of Yahweh, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 14:14, archived)

gannet get any worse?!

( riverghost of Christmas Past not a happy bunny since, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 14:15, archived)

Hawk can tell?

( Moon Girl Technologies agent of Yahweh, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 14:17, archived)

Wren again think we can
Hawk/Who I think you are stretching it tooooo far there. I claim victory!
( riverghost of Christmas Past not a happy bunny since, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 14:19, archived)

owl be the judge of that.

( Moon Girl Technologies agent of Yahweh, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 14:21, archived)

No you won't.
It's as dead a dodo!

You over reached your puns young miss! But you should be puffin up your chest in pride to have gone so far!

I still claim victory. Hawk/Who is too unrelated.
( riverghost of Christmas Past not a happy bunny since, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 14:24, archived)

no it's haw/who you see,
because the K goes straight on tou "can".
( Moon Girl Technologies agent of Yahweh, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 14:27, archived)

Nice but too late.
The vultures have circled.
( riverghost of Christmas Past not a happy bunny since, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 14:29, archived)

nice :)

( kingsuperspecial is a Barbie horse, I have my own shower of course., Sun 27 Jul 2008, 13:15, archived)