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[challenge entry] Shopping, Duck style!

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(Andaba Is Team GB Olympic Colouring Competitor, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 13:13, archived)
# It's the swans I worry about.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 13:14, archived)
# you've done good earthling
shopping a shop indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 13:14, archived)
# Hahahaha
Preen up of aisle three!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 13:14, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 13:15, archived)
# you
chirped up a bit haven't you
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 13:15, archived)
# I'll be down again soon
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 13:17, archived)
# you're at your beak
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 13:20, archived)
# I had to claw my way there!
It's a talon-t of mine:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 13:21, archived)
# you're not one to swan about, then.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 13:24, archived)
# You're just being Grebe-y
I couldn'tt give a coot what you think!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 13:26, archived)
# time to put this to nest.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 13:28, archived)
# What?
I how I let off a bad egg like you?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 13:31, archived)
# to forgive is dive-ine.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 13:39, archived)
# that's a fledgling concept!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 13:40, archived)
# that really gets my goose.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 13:42, archived)
# Well that's a tern up for the books!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 13:46, archived)
# You can stork.
You're making my life like heron earth.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 13:54, archived)
# Feeling hen pecked huh?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 14:04, archived)
# you're just being a cock now.
.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 14:10, archived)
# Ah moor hen pecking!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 14:14, archived)
# it's nothing to crow about.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 14:15, archived)
# So why are you raven abnout it?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 14:16, archived)
# I was caught between a rook and a high place.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 14:18, archived)
# I'm chuffed that you got this far
But I think I still can claim victory!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 14:20, archived)
# Chaffinch so?
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 14:22, archived)
# Sorry matey you have to admit defeat with the hawk/who thing:P
Damn pun good off though.
As they say one bittern twice shy.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 14:26, archived)
# prices are coming down,
so you can lower your shopping bill.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 13:16, archived)
# Eider keep that to yourself!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 13:18, archived)
# What do ducks put on their toast?
Marmallard! LOL! Tell me again, human!
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 13:22, archived)
# Why did the chicken cross the road?
COZ IT WAS FORCED FROM IT'S HOME BY MILITANTS!
How would you like it huh? Huh?
Not very funny now is it?!



Oh. Sorry. I may have meant Chetchnian.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 13:25, archived)
# Haha
Damn that was a cheap gag :D
(Andaba Is Team GB Olympic Colouring Competitor, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 13:22, archived)
# I always win a pun off:P
DTH is still to get one up on me:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 13:27, archived)
# I cannot allow a man-da-win.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 13:39, archived)
# I would If I were you
You're making a tit of yourself!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 13:48, archived)
# That's just too much for me to swallow.
I'm not that gullible.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 13:54, archived)
# That was a swift retort!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 14:04, archived)
# I'm very eagle to please
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 14:14, archived)
# gannet get any worse?!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 14:15, archived)
# Hawk can tell?
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 14:17, archived)
# Wren again think we can
Hawk/Who I think you are stretching it tooooo far there. I claim victory!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 14:19, archived)
# owl be the judge of that.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 14:21, archived)
# No you won't.
It's as dead a dodo!

You over reached your puns young miss! But you should be puffin up your chest in pride to have gone so far!

I still claim victory. Hawk/Who is too unrelated.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 14:24, archived)
# no it's haw/who you see,
because the K goes straight on tou "can".
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 14:27, archived)
# Nice but too late.
The vultures have circled.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 14:29, archived)
# nice :)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 13:15, archived)