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(dogof2head, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 14:54, archived)

Officer Fuff doesn't believe a word of it, look.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 14:55, archived)

Fuff?
you got his name wrong.
( My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 14:56, archived)

Fuff: word Captains use to describe kittins and stuff.
'aw is fuffbunny' etc.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 14:57, archived)

the name tag there clearly says
officer goatsebadge!

ok, work's over. i'm going home..
see ya laterz all.
( My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 14:58, archived)

is he a rough diamond
from the wrong side of the track?
(Monsun beery wanderlust, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 14:59, archived)

bye bye
have fun, don't die horribly.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 15:00, archived)

WEAREGETTINGANEWKITTY :D
It is big and fat and is a bit leg mental, but she loves attentions and will love chilling in our flat.
( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 14:59, archived)

WOOOOOOO
i am come to take your kitty
(Monsun beery wanderlust, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 15:00, archived)

can not has

( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 15:05, archived)

must has
*dies from want*
(Monsun beery wanderlust, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 15:07, archived)

*revives
can tickle it's chin, cannot keep
( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 15:14, archived)

YEAH
Fucking A. Call it Captain Wow, or Fae, or Captain Fae Wow.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 15:00, archived)

she's already called Oakie i'm afraid
not that anyone knows her original name, that was what the cat lady's daughter called her.

And with my Sis also being a Faye it would get confusing.
( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 15:04, archived)

Okidoki pig in a pokey good MORNING jobseekers.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 15:05, archived)

isn't "fuff"
the application of mentholly spunk through the sinuses?
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 15:02, archived)

No, that's 'verboten'.
And highly bloody so.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 15:03, archived)

what if it was "lemon-fresh"?

( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 15:05, archived)

I don't care what flavour it is
I'm not having spunk in my sinuses.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 15:06, archived)

it's not like you'd have to sniff it
it comes through the backdoor.
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 15:09, archived)

Do. Not. Want.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 15:10, archived)

i hope that's yr stats quote

( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 15:18, archived)

:D

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 15:19, archived)

THERE MADDIE IS..............'nt

( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 14:56, archived)

(sorry)

( Wobbly Bloke says "oh for Gods sake" on, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 15:01, archived)

that could be grown up Maddie.
(dogof2head, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 15:06, archived)

would

( epiphany probably stab stab stab :D, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 15:08, archived)

kids uh!? i blame the parents.
(dogof2head, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 15:10, archived)

Silly Kitty
Kill the bastards and have them for brekkie
( epiphany probably stab stab stab :D, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 14:56, archived)

( printmeister http://scraundler.blogspot.com/, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 15:15, archived)