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[challenge entry] "these hats never let me down"


NSFW? let me know and I'll link it

edit: thanks, y'all. That failsworth online hat shop keeps on giving up the goods...

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(I helped save b3ta! rmoola was thinking about a software problem, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 22:56, archived)
# Hahahargh!
^The noise I made when I saw that
No it's not NSFW :]
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 22:57, archived)
# Hahahahahahahhaaha!
Hahahahahaa.
(I helped save b3ta! The Hedgehog From Hell 's days are numbered, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 22:57, archived)
# just about safe
(and top)
the 'does it look rude from a distance?' rule doesn't quite activate here
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants can't start a fire without a spork, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 22:57, archived)
# :D

(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 22:57, archived)
# Who is she?

(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 22:58, archived)
# A new meme I hope :D
www.b3ta.com/board/8618196
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 23:00, archived)
# Hahah I see

(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 23:02, archived)
# Do you?
Because that link didn't explain as well as I thought it would. See below.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 23:03, archived)
# No, it explained perfectly.
The brand is Failsworth hats, I gather.
And the woman's just a model off the site?
And the name is funny because of the "Fail" bit.

Right?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 23:04, archived)
# NO
NONE OF THAT THICKO
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 23:06, archived)
# RIGHT THEN WHAT?

(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 23:06, archived)
# It's your mum.
lol
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 23:07, archived)
# oh, is it not trinny
of 'and susannah' fame?
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants can't start a fire without a spork, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 23:27, archived)
# excellent
I considered animating the eyes but thought "bollocks".

to answer the questioner below, she is a model from the inimitable failsworth online hat shop, who also gave me the inspiration for this other compo entry
(I helped save b3ta! rmoola was thinking about a software problem, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 23:01, archived)
# That site's a goldmine.
This is an example of why you should all VOTE www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post213439
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 23:02, archived)
# *clicked*

(I helped save b3ta! rmoola was thinking about a software problem, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 23:06, archived)
# NSFW
i've gone blind
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG HAS BOUGHT A HOUSE - WOO YEAH!, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 22:58, archived)
# stop wanking then
cuh
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 22:58, archived)
# i just poked myself in the eye
and whilst rubbing my sore eye i poked myself in the other eye with a pencil :(
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG HAS BOUGHT A HOUSE - WOO YEAH!, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 23:01, archived)
# did you poke yourself in the eye with your cock

(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 23:02, archived)
# not today

(I helped save b3ta! SkUG HAS BOUGHT A HOUSE - WOO YEAH!, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 23:03, archived)
# How on earth does this look like porn?

(I helped save b3ta! The Hedgehog From Hell 's days are numbered, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 22:59, archived)
# BOLLOCKS ARE NSFW

(I helped save b3ta! SkUG HAS BOUGHT A HOUSE - WOO YEAH!, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 22:59, archived)
# Not in this context.
You wouldn't get fired for having that on your screen unless it's on the screen of an employee of yours.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 23:01, archived)
# if my mum walked into the room
and i've got a big pair of bollocks on my screen... NSFW
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG HAS BOUGHT A HOUSE - WOO YEAH!, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 23:02, archived)
# And unless your mum is your boss, then you're not gonna get fired.
Especially if you're sitting at home.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 23:03, archived)
# if i wanted to look at bollocks i'd look in my underpants
just because you like looking at them doesn't mean I want to
NSFW
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG HAS BOUGHT A HOUSE - WOO YEAH!, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 23:04, archived)
# ADBLOCK
end of.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 23:07, archived)
# *ignores*

(I helped save b3ta! SkUG HAS BOUGHT A HOUSE - WOO YEAH!, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 23:08, archived)
# Hahahah you tetchy bastard.
Face it, you've lost this one :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 23:11, archived)
# nothing to loose
its NSFW just because you like looking at bollocks doesnt mean everyone else does
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG HAS BOUGHT A HOUSE - WOO YEAH!, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 23:12, archived)
# I have little opinion of looking at bollocks.
In this circumstance, though, it's funny and it made me laugh.
It looks like you're the only one who thinks it's NSFW anyway, so adblock it personally and everyone's happy, really.
You can't deny that.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 23:15, archived)
# NSFW
not a debate its a statement
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG HAS BOUGHT A HOUSE - WOO YEAH!, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 23:16, archived)
# Yes it is.
That doesn't mean it's correct.
(I helped save b3ta! The Hedgehog From Hell 's days are numbered, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 23:19, archived)
# to quote the FAQ
"We like to keep b3ta free from any images which are, or could be mistaken as pornographic"
are you telling me a picture of genitalia is not pornographic?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG HAS BOUGHT A HOUSE - WOO YEAH!, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 23:21, archived)
# Yes, that's exactly what we are telling you.
Why are you finding that so hard to grasp?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 23:22, archived)
# ok stand in the street with your bollocks out
tell me if you get arrested
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG HAS BOUGHT A HOUSE - WOO YEAH!, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 23:23, archived)
# But that's a completely different circumstance!

(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 23:24, archived)
# how?

(I helped save b3ta! SkUG HAS BOUGHT A HOUSE - WOO YEAH!, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 23:26, archived)
# Does your penis have a woman wearing a hat surgically attached to it?
And does the aforementioned image contain the rest of a body which is usually needed to star in a porn flick?
If the answer of either is no, the image is not NSFW.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 23:31, archived)
# You're missing out if there isn't.
Think another way: NSFW is bollocks.
(I helped save b3ta! Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 23:36, archived)
# yes it does
and yes it does
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG HAS BOUGHT A HOUSE - WOO YEAH!, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 23:36, archived)
# I've already told you what I think:
it's not immediately obvious they're bollocks, so it's not NSFW.

Obviously we disagree on this, so further discussion seems pointless.
(I helped save b3ta! The Hedgehog From Hell 's days are numbered, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 23:25, archived)
# Yes, but it's not immediately obvious they're bollocks.

(I helped save b3ta! The Hedgehog From Hell 's days are numbered, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 23:04, archived)
# NSFW
end of
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG HAS BOUGHT A HOUSE - WOO YEAH!, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 23:04, archived)
# No, not end of.
Everyone else has tried to explain their positions, you're just saying "it's NSFW" over and over again.
(I helped save b3ta! The Hedgehog From Hell 's days are numbered, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 23:07, archived)
# NSFW

(I helped save b3ta! SkUG HAS BOUGHT A HOUSE - WOO YEAH!, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 23:08, archived)
# no. not end of.

(I helped save b3ta! Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 23:16, archived)
# Yes.
"Not Safe For Work" seems to mean "is it porn, or can it be mistaken for porn from a distance?"

The answer to each of these is no.
(I helped save b3ta! The Hedgehog From Hell 's days are numbered, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 23:03, archived)
#
no yes
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG HAS BOUGHT A HOUSE - WOO YEAH!, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 23:05, archived)
# What the fuck kind of porn do you watch!?

(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 23:10, archived)
# not suitable for work
is not just porn
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG HAS BOUGHT A HOUSE - WOO YEAH!, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 23:11, archived)
# Read the FAQ!
NSFW
What does NSFW mean?

This means 'Not Safe for Work' or in other words it's porn. We like to keep b3ta free from any images which are, or could be mistaken as pornographic. Lots of employers take a dim view of people using their work computer to look at porn and in some places it can get you sacked on the spot.

We don't want to censor people, or make a moral judgement about what they should be looking at, we would simply ask that any pictures which could be mistaken for porn are linked with an appropriate warning for those viewing at work. Same goes for any links to sites with porny content (watch those banner ads), please give fair warning about the content.

Please don't be offended if your picture is linked by a moderator for being NSFW, it may well be very tame but we tend to err on the side of caution in these circumstances. It's nothing personal.
I'm not sure if my picture is NSFW or not, how do I tell?

Just ask yourself, "Could this be mistaken for porn?" A suggestive picture of a lady in her underwear is probably NSFW even though there is no nudity, but a badly drawn picture of a spunking cock isn't NSFW (unless there is a fetish site for badly drawn, spunking cocks that nobody told us about).
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 23:13, archived)
# too many words
can't be bothered
edit : reading first couple of lines of that
"could be mistaken as pornographic" a picture of bollocks is not pornographic?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG HAS BOUGHT A HOUSE - WOO YEAH!, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 23:15, archived)
# Again, what the fuck kind of porn do you look at?
This is not porn.
It looks nothing like porn.
It can not be mistaken for porn.
I didn't immediately see bollocks, and I'm sure many others didn't immediately see bollocks.
It contains bollocks, yes, but I've never see porn involving a woman's head photoshopped onto a pair of them, rocking side to side like a weeble.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 23:21, archived)
# whereas i have seen porn like that.
just like that.
you should come over and watch some of my videos sometime. it'd really open your eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 23:24, archived)
# I'd like that.

(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 23:26, archived)
# NSFW

(I helped save b3ta! SkUG HAS BOUGHT A HOUSE - WOO YEAH!, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 23:24, archived)
# PORN!
PORNPORNPORNPORNPORN!
(I helped save b3ta! The Hedgehog From Hell 's days are numbered, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 23:26, archived)
# NSFW
edit : besides thats an artists impression of what bollocks look like and not actual pair of bollocks
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG HAS BOUGHT A HOUSE - WOO YEAH!, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 23:29, archived)
# There's no "actual pairs of bollocks" on this page.
Just pixels.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 23:33, archived)
# now your just being petty

(I helped save b3ta! SkUG HAS BOUGHT A HOUSE - WOO YEAH!, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 23:37, archived)
# Hahahah that's rich coming from you :]

(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 23:50, archived)
# well i am the king of the internet

(I helped save b3ta! SkUG HAS BOUGHT A HOUSE - WOO YEAH!, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 23:54, archived)
# No it is . . . or no it is not not . . .
I'm doubley conused . . . not that it matters . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin That that is that . . . is that . . ., Sat 2 Aug 2008, 23:06, archived)
# Some bowling pins just never drop . . .

(I helped save b3ta! Valin That that is that . . . is that . . ., Sat 2 Aug 2008, 23:03, archived)
# hahahahahahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 23:05, archived)
# Borris "Bloody Cunt Face" Johnson?

(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 23:07, archived)
# Cleft nose . . .

(I helped save b3ta! Valin That that is that . . . is that . . ., Sat 2 Aug 2008, 23:08, archived)
# NSFW CUNT
YOU NEARLY GOT ME SACKED
*IGNORES*
(I helped save b3ta! The Hedgehog From Hell 's days are numbered, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 23:08, archived)
# hahahaha it's a mouth you idot

(I helped save b3ta! Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 23:09, archived)
# I saw that exchange.
I'm of the opinion that if you're worried that something on b3ta might get you sacked, then stop looking at it and do some fucking work.
(I helped save b3ta! The Hedgehog From Hell 's days are numbered, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 23:14, archived)
# indeed.
I really can't see that as pornographic. I'd find it difficult to find vertical mouth blood porn if I was looking for it
(I helped save b3ta! Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 23:18, archived)
# Hahahaha, that made me spit beer all over the screen.

(I helped save b3ta! The Hedgehog From Hell 's days are numbered, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 23:21, archived)
# from bleeding heart liberal to bleeding lips londoner?
*is scared*
(I helped save b3ta! rmoola was thinking about a software problem, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 23:09, archived)
# GASH

(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 23:25, archived)