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[challenge entry] HOW NOW CHUBBY BROWN COW

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(Amanda Votchkiss is suffering from a touch of plague, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 22:25, archived)
# i fed some calves today
but i got more glee from scratching a pig behind her ear

i do so love pigs :)
(big fat cocks, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 22:29, archived)
# Pigs rock!
They're the meer kats of the farmyard!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 22:34, archived)
# there were piglets! :D
i tried to persuade the missus we should have a couple, but the deeds of our house forbid the raising of 'livestock' :(
(big fat cocks, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 22:36, archived)
# Wouldn't they only be livestock if you were to raise them for slaughter?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 22:38, archived)
# nope
not according to the rspca - who would want me to comply with a variety of things in order to have them.

i am trying to work out who would sue me if i did keep pigs, cos most people don't have access to their deeds to find out i'm not allowed
(big fat cocks, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 22:43, archived)
# I too have always wanted to keep pigs
but it wouldn't be Kosher - where i live.....
(Amanda Votchkiss is suffering from a touch of plague, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 22:39, archived)
# israel?
golders green?

plus it's only not kosher if you eat them, surely?
(big fat cocks, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 22:44, archived)
# Correct but association with pig is frowned upon
(Amanda Votchkiss is suffering from a touch of plague, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:10, archived)
# pretend its a "pig"my cow :D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:24, archived)