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(The Dirty Christmas Treeker I will bite your face off, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 19:35, archived)

is it

( Earl Otterby Goodbye and no thanks for the fish, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 19:36, archived)

is it
RELEVANT?
( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 19:37, archived)

who gives a fuck?
it's vince!
( Smash Monkey martha stewart can kiss my shiny plastic butt!, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 19:38, archived)

this

( Earl Otterby Goodbye and no thanks for the fish, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 19:39, archived)

Actually, fuck it. ^This.

( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 19:48, archived)

yay!
VINCE SAVES THE DAY!

as long as the day is tuesday, obviously.
( Smash Monkey martha stewart can kiss my shiny plastic butt!, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 19:51, archived)

Argh
This is great, but I can't remember the name of the TV programme so I can go watch it on youtube.
I rememberededed. It's Rex the Runt!
( Halk, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 20:13, archived)

*smugs*
i have the entire series.
if you're watching it on youtube, under the duvet is the best episode.
( Smash Monkey martha stewart can kiss my shiny plastic butt!, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 20:20, archived)

I didn't realise it was done by the same guy that did lots of other stuff. His other stuff is ok, but Rex the Runt is fantastic. Until I saw that Vince image I hadn't thought of Rex the Runt for years.
( Halk, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 20:29, archived)

i tend to watch it when my nephew is here
it makes him laugh.
makes me laugh, too.
( Smash Monkey martha stewart can kiss my shiny plastic butt!, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 20:33, archived)

Hmm
realised my lack of apostrophes.



*prepares for being nuked from orbit by the grammar nazis - to be sure*
(The Dirty Christmas Treeker I will bite your face off, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 19:36, archived)

*grenade launchers*
FHOOOPMF... PTCHOWWWW!
( Ttssattsr farting words onto the websites, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 19:37, archived)

Hahahaha.
You always were a proboscis monkey, Gorman.
( The Hedgehog From Hell, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 19:37, archived)

you know, i don't know which species is worse
you don't see them fucking each other over for a goddamn percentage
( Smash Monkey martha stewart can kiss my shiny plastic butt!, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 19:40, archived)

I prefer* the ITV version
where an entirely different woman says "you don't see them frigging each other over for a goddamn percentage".

You just don't get that quality of butchery when they show films on TV anymore.

* don't prefer
( The Hedgehog From Hell, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 19:42, archived)

Seriously?

( Ttssattsr farting words onto the websites, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 19:43, archived)

Seriously?

( Ttssattsr farting words onto the websites, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 19:43, archived)

TWICE.
How the fuck did that even happen?
( Ttssattsr farting words onto the websites, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 19:45, archived)

I don't know.
But seriously, yes.
( The Hedgehog From Hell, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 19:47, archived)

Censorship to that degree is hilarious.
Albeit slight furiating.
( Ttssattsr farting words onto the websites, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 19:49, archived)

Remember that this was before we had the internet or DVDs
and it hadn't even come out on VHS at that point, so the ITV version was all you were going to get unless you intended to rent it from Azad. And I couldn't, because I was 14.

This means absolutely fuck-all to you, doesn't it? God I feel old.
( The Hedgehog From Hell, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 19:55, archived)

azad?
we had one of them by mine! it was shit, but you could get howard the duck and meet the feebles from there.
( Smash Monkey martha stewart can kiss my shiny plastic butt!, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 19:57, archived)

We never went to Azad.
We went to the other place, but I can't remember their name. Ah, ranks of massive VHS cases lined up along the walls, rows of black tapes tidily arranged behind the counter... the smell of stale perverts lingering in the air...
( The Hedgehog From Hell, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 20:03, archived)

video city?
i used to talk to the bloke in there. we watched new film and ate popcorn out of a video case of the herbs
( Smash Monkey martha stewart can kiss my shiny plastic butt!, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 20:07, archived)

Yeah, I'm only young. I hit 20 this year.

( Ttssattsr farting words onto the websites, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 19:59, archived)

I seem to remember that I'm almost exactly a year younger than Smash Monkey
so at least I'm not quite the most mature person in this thread.
( The Hedgehog From Hell, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 20:06, archived)

Top stalking.

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 20:06, archived)

fapfapfap

( Ttssattsr farting words onto the websites, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 20:07, archived)

I wasn't stalking Smash Monkey!
I was busy murdering Jill Dando.
( The Hedgehog From Hell, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 20:10, archived)

Oh you're so going to hell for that one.
*stifles laugh*
( Ttssattsr farting words onto the websites, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 20:12, archived)

that's right, make me feel old!
you're still the wrong side of 30 ;)
( Smash Monkey martha stewart can kiss my shiny plastic butt!, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 20:09, archived)

I think you'll find
that we're both on the correct side of 30. It's these younger people who aren't ripe yet.
( The Hedgehog From Hell, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 20:12, archived)

very true
*ripens quietly on the vine*
( Smash Monkey martha stewart can kiss my shiny plastic butt!, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 20:15, archived)

hahaha!
i saw that version in hospital about 15 years ago. i almost woke up the entire ward by laughing!

you could still have a coffee and a smoke and watch telly in the day room all night back then. good times, good times...
( Smash Monkey martha stewart can kiss my shiny plastic butt!, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 19:45, archived)