No one ever chooses Italy.


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( petehix It's alive!, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 0:30, archived)

COMPO
NINJA
( the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 0:31, archived)

I KNOW RIGHT
I always forget
( petehix It's alive!, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 0:32, archived)

THICK

( the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 0:32, archived)

THIN

( petehix It's alive!, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 0:40, archived)

:)

( the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 0:41, archived)

:(

( petehix It's alive!, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 0:45, archived)

(:):(:)

( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 1:01, archived)

):(:):(

( petehix It's alive!, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 1:02, archived)

::D::D::D::D::D::D;;D;;D;;D:;;D:;;D:;;12

( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 1:08, archived)

Fuck that, I'm going home.

( petehix It's alive!, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 1:12, archived)

HAHAHAHAH
That's really quite clever
( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 0:32, archived)

M'eh!
I have no idea who posted this nor where I should click!

*clicks*
( greedydave has just plugged a device into the audio jack on, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 0:33, archived)

I CAN'T SEE HALF OF THE ABOVE PICTURE.
I also assume Warlord will have a bitch at me. YAY.
( Ttssattsr farting words onto the websites, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 0:32, archived)

WUT D:
Yoar internuts broke did a Northern Rock
( petehix It's alive!, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 0:33, archived)

He has me on ignore

( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 0:34, archived)

what did you do?
kill his horse?
( Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 0:37, archived)

and then sex it?

( Smash the halls with boughs of Monkey i'm the only christmas cracker you need, baby, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 0:38, archived)

with a monkey?

(arrangedletters an arbitrator of whimsy, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 0:39, archived)

leave me out of this!
i don't want to sex dead horses!
( Smash the halls with boughs of Monkey i'm the only christmas cracker you need, baby, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 0:40, archived)

non of us want to
but yet we all feel compelled.
(arrangedletters an arbitrator of whimsy, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 0:43, archived)

*feels compelled*

( Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 0:43, archived)

How peculiar..
that's the name for my.. oooh.. oh my.
(arrangedletters an arbitrator of whimsy, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 0:51, archived)

your argument is persuasive.

( Smash the halls with boughs of Monkey i'm the only christmas cracker you need, baby, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 0:43, archived)

*pulls back curtain*
*gestures with a raised eyebrow*
(arrangedletters an arbitrator of whimsy, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 0:50, archived)

*gulps*
*goes through curtain and 2 changes of underwear*
( Smash the halls with boughs of Monkey i'm the only christmas cracker you need, baby, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 0:51, archived)

I CAN'T SEE THE OTHER HALF!

( but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 0:33, archived)

:'(

( Rappola is a mafiawars FIEND, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 0:40, archived)

It's not your b3taday anymore.
I'm going to give you such a hiding.
( the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 0:33, archived)

Go on then, you cunt.

( Ttssattsr farting words onto the websites, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 0:34, archived)

*hides*

( the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 0:35, archived)

*seeks*
*uses missiles*
( Ttssattsr farting words onto the websites, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 0:38, archived)

*uses missile defence spray*
KAPOW
( the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 0:40, archived)

SUCK A FART FROM MY DICK!

( Ttssattsr farting words onto the websites, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 0:42, archived)

I'VE NO LIPS. NONE. I'M A VERITABLE CHICKEN IN THE LIPS DEPARTMENT.
VOID OF LIPS. SANS-SUCKING-EQUIPMENT. LIPLESS.
( the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 0:44, archived)

Hahaha

(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 0:34, archived)

*smoosh*
COT DEATH.
( Ttssattsr farting words onto the websites, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 0:38, archived)

warlord sounds like a fucking cunt

( Barry Chuckle III - the troll with a soul., Fri 8 Aug 2008, 0:34, archived)

I am

( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 0:35, archived)

You assume wrong, baby.

( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 0:35, archived)

you want some sugar?
how about cream?
( Rappola is a mafiawars FIEND, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 0:33, archived)

You want some, sugar?
Only $3.95
( petehix It's alive!, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 0:34, archived)

AHAHAHA
you ever seen a man say goodbye to a shoe?
( Rappola is a mafiawars FIEND, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 0:35, archived)

Nope
Am I about to? :D
( petehix It's alive!, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 0:36, archived)

wrong answer:
i expect you to die.
( Rappola is a mafiawars FIEND, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 0:38, archived)

D:

( petehix It's alive!, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 0:39, archived)

I remember when this was mildly amusing down there

( prodigy69 Errapolis, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 0:33, archived)

Yeah, well, I remember when you used to be cool!
Only joking, I love you really :D
( petehix It's alive!, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 0:36, archived)

he doesn't, don't listen to him!
before you go, which do you dislike more, Italy or France?
( Rappola is a mafiawars FIEND, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 0:39, archived)

Uhhhm
France
( petehix It's alive!, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 0:40, archived)

Haha! No one ever chooses Italy.

( Rappola is a mafiawars FIEND, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 0:41, archived)

b3ta.com/board/8631816
( petehix It's alive!, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 0:44, archived)

I was never 'cool'

( prodigy69 Errapolis, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 0:40, archived)

you were hip and trendy though, right?

( Rappola is a mafiawars FIEND, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 0:41, archived)

hip
replacement, maybe ;)
( Smash the halls with boughs of Monkey i'm the only christmas cracker you need, baby, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 0:43, archived)

I'm tolerated, nothing more

( prodigy69 Errapolis, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 0:45, archived)

dont talk down to yourself like that.
No one wants to here your self pitying inane rabblings. You old uncool bastard.*


*everyone wants everything you have to offer.
( Rappola is a mafiawars FIEND, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 0:47, archived)

self pitying fuck all..

to be looking for pity I'd have to give a fuck about your opinion of me first. :P
( prodigy69 Errapolis, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 0:50, archived)

y-y-y-y-you dont?

( Rappola is a mafiawars FIEND, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 0:54, archived)

IT'S HIP TO BE SQUARE

( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS COMING SOON?, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 0:52, archived)

My nan was really hip.
She shot the notorious BIG and got away with it.
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 0:55, archived)

My Nan actually had Tupac as her hip.
They were after her, but she used him as a human shield.
( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS COMING SOON?, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 0:59, archived)

my nan was mostly hop
maybe they should meet up and spawn a genre.

I suppose that's what happens when you only have one leg.
(arrangedletters an arbitrator of whimsy, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 1:01, archived)

What if you have square hips?
_
_]--|-(:
( petehix It's alive!, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 0:56, archived)

Then you're a cunt

( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS COMING SOON?, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 0:59, archived)

*phew*
Thank fuck mine are triangular then
.^_^
.\/|\/
.. A
_/..\_

Fucking letters being different sizes D:
( petehix It's alive!, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 1:02, archived)

I guess that makes you hot then
*raises an eyebrow suggestively*

I wish I could actually raise a single eyebrow :(
Hey! I found a benefit of having a monobrow!
( petehix It's alive!, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 0:42, archived)

other than being able to snake it
there is none.
( Rappola is a mafiawars FIEND, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 0:43, archived)

Both of you donate and pick a different icon.
I'm having trouble following this conversation.
( the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 0:44, archived)

Does b3ta take debit cards?

( petehix It's alive!, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 0:47, archived)

Paypal does.

( the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 0:48, archived)

I bought them both one :]

( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 0:57, archived)

he's mad!
but he did, i have screenprint proof.
( Rappola is a mafiawars FIEND, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 0:59, archived)

You silly person.

(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 0:59, archived)

YOAR TOO NICE
BUT ITS NICE WHEN PEOPLE ARE NICE
( petehix It's alive!, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 0:59, archived)

it's not
it's sickening.
( Smash the halls with boughs of Monkey i'm the only christmas cracker you need, baby, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 1:01, archived)

MAKE SURE YOU PICK DIFFERNT ONES OR THIS WILL ALL BE IN V(A/EI)N.

( the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 1:02, archived)

VAEIN!!!!

( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 1:03, archived)

I'm going to sleep you benevolent shit.
I expect you to have bought me something too by the time I wake up.
( the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 1:05, archived)

Never.

( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 1:13, archived)

i'll pick you if you're not careful
¬¬
( Rappola is a mafiawars FIEND, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 1:05, archived)

I'll pick careful if you're not you.

( petehix It's alive!, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 1:09, archived)

i can
*feels smug*
( Smash the halls with boughs of Monkey i'm the only christmas cracker you need, baby, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 0:44, archived)

I've been trying to make myself be able to by doing eyebrow excersizes now and again, so far no good :(
Eyebrow excersizes sounds (and probably are) lame.
( petehix It's alive!, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 0:46, archived)

just relax your face
as if you don't give a shit, then try to open one eye further than the other.
( Smash the halls with boughs of Monkey i'm the only christmas cracker you need, baby, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 0:48, archived)

as if, pah!
he doesn't give a shit, he can call women not by their names but by their singular sex.
( Rappola is a mafiawars FIEND, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 0:51, archived)

Hahahha!
I'd like to be able to do it for comedic purposes too
Also: it's not working :(
( petehix It's alive!, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 0:53, archived)

keep trying, man!

( Smash the halls with boughs of Monkey i'm the only christmas cracker you need, baby, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 0:55, archived)

I'm going to pull/strain my face muscles D:

( petehix It's alive!, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 0:57, archived)

stop, then
trust me, you'll end up with a migraine.
( Smash the halls with boughs of Monkey i'm the only christmas cracker you need, baby, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 0:59, archived)

*stops*
*sneakily keeps trying when you bck is turned*
*gets a migrane*
*moans*
*you tell me you told me so*
*sulks*
( petehix It's alive!, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 1:04, archived)

if it's going to happen, it'll happen.
it's very easy to get a bit obsessive about this kind of thing, but if anyone else sees you doing it, they'll tell you you look a tit and think you're weird.
( Smash the halls with boughs of Monkey i'm the only christmas cracker you need, baby, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 1:09, archived)

What do you mean if they see me doing it?

( petehix It's alive!, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 1:13, archived)

if they see you
trying to raise one eyebrow. i'm thinking you'll look a bit like a dog chewing a toffee :D
( Smash the halls with boughs of Monkey i'm the only christmas cracker you need, baby, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 1:15, archived)

Hahaha
I meant they call me a tit and think I'm weird anyway
Not really, it was a joke.
( petehix It's alive!, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 1:31, archived)

singular sex?
does that mean we only get to do it once?
( Smash the halls with boughs of Monkey i'm the only christmas cracker you need, baby, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 0:54, archived)

sounds and probably
( Rappola is a mafiawars FIEND, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 0:49, archived)

D:

( petehix It's alive!, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 0:52, archived)

I can
nah nah nah nah nah!
There was this girl that kept doing it to me, but I never got the chance to piss her off by asking how long she practiced in front of the mirror for.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 8 Aug 2008, 0:50, archived)

i never had to practice
i didn't realise i could do it until my mum told me to stop doing it!
( Smash the halls with boughs of Monkey i'm the only christmas cracker you need, baby, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 0:53, archived)

haha!
The thing was that this bird was the type to practice it in the mirror.

Can you twitch your ears back?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 8 Aug 2008, 1:00, archived)

no!
i'd love to be able to, but i just can't.
( Smash the halls with boughs of Monkey i'm the only christmas cracker you need, baby, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 1:04, archived)