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(RoryrattleHead http://wormgurgles.blogspot.com/, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 16:05, archived)

Is there
an old piano that nobody plays behind it?
( riverghost blessed are the gleesmakers, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 16:07, archived)

*Boom Boom*

(Michelle Obama's Stalker STILL doesn't know how to use the linkify button., Sun 10 Aug 2008, 16:14, archived)

If this is a knock-knock joke . . .
you start it . . .
( Valin That that is that . . . is that . . ., Sun 10 Aug 2008, 16:08, archived)

I heard a stunner the other day
Why are pirates called pirates?
( riverghost blessed are the gleesmakers, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 16:10, archived)

cause they
arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!
(RoryrattleHead http://wormgurgles.blogspot.com/, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 16:10, archived)

*yays*

( riverghost blessed are the gleesmakers, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 16:11, archived)

But why are they?

( Mstandot, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 16:14, archived)

Yes !

( Valin That that is that . . . is that . . ., Sun 10 Aug 2008, 16:15, archived)

^thisness^

(vocos locos you bet cash, you lose cash, you pay cash, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 16:15, archived)

wotcha mateypeeps
how's it diddling?
( riverghost blessed are the gleesmakers, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 16:15, archived)

I'm pretty ok.
Just got back from work.
The Missus is away.

It's all good.
( Mstandot, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 16:20, archived)

I finally got a holiday, first week in three years.
Stayed at my bosses flat in Cheltenham. He neglected to tell me that it was a building site!
Furnishings included beds on the bedrooms and a kitchen eith nothing what so ever in it!
( riverghost blessed are the gleesmakers, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 16:22, archived)

3 years!!!
I had a week off last week, and having 2 weeks in Sept!
I get 31 days a year!
But your job is not exactly hard though.Is it/
:P
( Mstandot, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 16:24, archived)

Hehehe
everyone thinks that! Ther's a lot more to it that meets the eye.
I do all the marketing, advertising and pretty much run the whole show. Ther's also thee 15 hour days that wear you down over a period of time.
Additionally I oversee another hostel four times the size of this one, one pub and two flats.
( riverghost blessed are the gleesmakers, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 16:28, archived)

I hope the pay is worth it!

( Mstandot, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 16:28, archived)

A gentleman doesn't talk about money
Yeah I make a bundle:P
( riverghost blessed are the gleesmakers, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 16:29, archived)

is that supposed to be impressive :P
PS i wish i had two weeks off in september...
( kingsuperspecial is a Barbie horse, I have my own shower of course., Sun 10 Aug 2008, 16:28, archived)

I knew you'd have to chirp, up!!
;)
( Mstandot, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 16:30, archived)

:D

( kingsuperspecial is a Barbie horse, I have my own shower of course., Sun 10 Aug 2008, 16:34, archived)

I'm actually taking another week off in September.
I'll either go back up to Cheltenham as I really quite liked the place or go abroad to foreign.
( riverghost blessed are the gleesmakers, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 16:31, archived)

noice

( kingsuperspecial is a Barbie horse, I have my own shower of course., Sun 10 Aug 2008, 16:34, archived)

Go abroad.
Get a tan!
Then watch it fade after on 15 hr shift.
( Mstandot, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 16:37, archived)

Don't talk to me about tans!
I have the van driver's tan from having my desk side on to a south-facing window!
( riverghost blessed are the gleesmakers, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 16:39, archived)

that pirate accent you always hear
that a devon/cornwall accent isnt it,i mean,all pirates couldnt have come from there yet they all sound like that in the crappy films
(RoryrattleHead http://wormgurgles.blogspot.com/, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 16:15, archived)

DUH!!!!
pirates of penzance
(vocos locos you bet cash, you lose cash, you pay cash, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 16:16, archived)

never heard seen it
is it a play or something like that?
(RoryrattleHead http://wormgurgles.blogspot.com/, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 16:18, archived)

I seem to remember seeing on QI that the whole pirate accent thing
stemmed from the guy that played Long John Silver in a 1940s version of Treasure Island.

EDIT: Talking of pirates, speaking as a Pastafarian there was an article about The Church of the FSM in New Scientist this week.
( riverghost blessed are the gleesmakers, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 16:18, archived)

Fry for God

(vocos locos you bet cash, you lose cash, you pay cash, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 16:19, archived)

I'm a member of his facebook group:)
Did you ever see the doco he did about bipolar Manic Depression?
Outstanding.
( riverghost blessed are the gleesmakers, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 16:23, archived)

I did indeed dear dude
delightful
(vocos locos you bet cash, you lose cash, you pay cash, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 16:24, archived)

I have
a Stephen Fry talking alarm clock.
( Mrs Liveinabin is the only person left who uses indicators, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 17:08, archived)

THat's nothing.
I get Stephen Fry to come round to wake me up every morning and make me a cuppa.
( riverghost blessed are the gleesmakers, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 17:16, archived)

( kingsuperspecial is a Barbie horse, I have my own shower of course., Sun 10 Aug 2008, 16:11, archived)

Lizzy gag gif tiem!

( riverghost blessed are the gleesmakers, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 16:13, archived)

HA HA HA HA HA HA

(vocos locos you bet cash, you lose cash, you pay cash, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 16:14, archived)

:D

( Valin That that is that . . . is that . . ., Sun 10 Aug 2008, 16:16, archived)

theyre both
freemasons
(RoryrattleHead http://wormgurgles.blogspot.com/, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 16:28, archived)

So's TGA
But they're all lesser to us Liverymen!
( riverghost blessed are the gleesmakers, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 16:32, archived)

men made of nothing but liver

( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 17:03, archived)

I know
It's offal!
( riverghost blessed are the gleesmakers, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 17:27, archived)

She just can't take a compliment . . . can she . . .

( Valin That that is that . . . is that . . ., Sun 10 Aug 2008, 16:14, archived)

I am ris-ing like a good 'un.

( Mstandot, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 16:17, archived)

i can't for the life of me remember why i put the queen in this pic
if someone can explain it to me i'd be grateful too :)
( kingsuperspecial is a Barbie horse, I have my own shower of course., Sun 10 Aug 2008, 16:21, archived)

Hehe.
Nothing like a good bit of self-ris-ing!
( Mstandot, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 16:26, archived)

self-ris-ing flour

(vocos locos you bet cash, you lose cash, you pay cash, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 16:27, archived)

Knock knock

(vocos locos you bet cash, you lose cash, you pay cash, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 16:13, archived)

come in.

( riverghost blessed are the gleesmakers, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 16:14, archived)

come in who?

(vocos locos you bet cash, you lose cash, you pay cash, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 16:14, archived)

Eileen.

( riverghost blessed are the gleesmakers, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 16:17, archived)

Dirty bitch!!!

(vocos locos you bet cash, you lose cash, you pay cash, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 16:21, archived)

Phat girl!!

( Mstandot, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 16:22, archived)

Knock knock

( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 16:24, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/8637019
(vocos locos you bet cash, you lose cash, you pay cash, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 16:26, archived)

I wasn't knocking on that door. I'm at a different address

( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 16:41, archived)

who's there?

(vocos locos you bet cash, you lose cash, you pay cash, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 16:43, archived)

Sounds good !

( Valin That that is that . . . is that . . ., Sun 10 Aug 2008, 16:31, archived)

I have a friend who frequently tells the same knock-knock joke down the pub.
'Knock knock'
'Who's there'
'Interrupting slap'
....


It sometimes works :D
( Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 17:10, archived)

;)

( Valin That that is that . . . is that . . ., Sun 10 Aug 2008, 17:20, archived)

I was half-expecting
Albert Steptoe to poke his head out
( Zumf occasionally, there are zombies., Sun 10 Aug 2008, 16:10, archived)