hahahahaha this makes me happy
the worst hypocrites are people who smoked/drinked/fucked/took lots of drugs as teenagers and had a fuckin' killer time then when they grow out of it tell the next generation not to do it.
( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 1:05, archived)

I'd say the worst hypocrites are probably the ones which are multiple murderers.

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 1:09, archived)

but the best are prolifers who kill abortion doctors

(arrangedletters an arbitrator of whimsy, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 1:11, archived)

fuck i know....
at least if it was pro-choicers bombing adoption clinics it'd vaguely make sense
( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 1:13, archived)

Surely that would be more poetic irony that anything though.

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 1:21, archived)

dramatic irony
if filmed in the style of 24.


or accompanied with the three notes

bud dum daaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

and one of the spielberg loved soom things wher eyou walk backwards at the same speed as the camera is zooming in.
(arrangedletters an arbitrator of whimsy, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 1:23, archived)