this is why i refuse to be put in an old people's home. that and the smell of stale piss.
(arrangedletters an arbitrator of whimsy, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 1:11, archived)

you made me laugh
but no little bit of wee came out, therefore, you fail. :)
( Smash Monkey POOP IMMINENT, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 1:16, archived)

but I was talking about myself
so we both fail.
(arrangedletters an arbitrator of whimsy, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 1:32, archived)

heheh
failure is always an option!
( Smash Monkey POOP IMMINENT, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 1:37, archived)