OK, you want genuine sadness?
I wrote the poem as I had to make the horrible decision to put my best friend of 20 years to sleep last year.
This post is for Floyd



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From the The Saddest Picture In The World challenge. See all 413 entries (closed)

(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 10:39, archived)

Mmmm.

( Ttssattsr farting words onto the websites, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 10:41, archived)

Haha
Nice tag!
But this entry is exactly what the comp is about isn't it?
(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 10:45, archived)

Right...
Yes, it's sad when a pet dies. And yes it's a horrible experience, but no one knew your pet, and I'm going to go out on a limb and state that no one really cares. I don't expect anyone cares about my cat either. Secondly, yes it's 'sad' compo, but this is still a humour website, so it's an implied criteria that humour should be behind your compo entry.

I still don't care about anyones dead pet.
( Ttssattsr farting words onto the websites, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 10:49, archived)

Ha
Of course they won't care, I wouldn't expect them to.
Just fitted the compo and was a good excuse to get this on the internets ;)
(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 10:54, archived)

awww
*sads*
( Keyboard Weasel, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 10:42, archived)

:(
www.b3ta.com/board/8649572
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 10:42, archived)

well, no
no I don't want genuine sadness. I come to b3ta for entertainment.

NOW ENTERTAIN ME YOU BUNCH OF SHITES!
( Wasp Box has a Dutch Equivalent, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 10:44, archived)

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 10:46, archived)

That's wonderful. I might get it done as an animated tattoo.

( Fresh Water Mole - loves his baby boy more and more each day, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 10:49, archived)

Be more funny b3ta!!

( prodigy69 Errapolis, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 10:49, archived)

/copy+paste
FTFY
next time, close your own damn tags
( Manic declared war on Old Media, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 10:51, archived)

I thought that my picture was funny.......
www.b3ta.com/board/8648371 and also sad. but mostly funny
( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 10:50, archived)

hahahaha!
Yes, yes it is. You win!
( Wasp Box has a Dutch Equivalent, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 11:01, archived)

fanks
capitan...
(FloydPink has a full robot chubby..., Thu 14 Aug 2008, 10:52, archived)

Haha
well it is genuinely sad isn't it?

It helped me come to terms with making the decision that's all.

I smile when I think of him now :)
(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 10:58, archived)