Answering that,
would depend on your age and how much time you have... ;)
( WiL 's cat has decided he is an indoors cat now..., Mon 18 Aug 2008, 14:32, archived)

I was just born an hour ago

( Microwave, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 14:33, archived)

I've been making an amination of an exploding bunny.

( WiL 's cat has decided he is an indoors cat now..., Mon 18 Aug 2008, 14:34, archived)