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# When you see those adverts promoting teaching as a profession
and the kids ask questions like 'Why can't we feel the earth move', do you know the answers, and if so, do you say them out loud? (even if you're alone).
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 17:13, archived)
# I do.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 17:15, archived)
# me too :)
often accompanied by the pleasing mental image of giving said kid a clip round the ear as i send it scurrying back to the mine.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 17:16, archived)
# "What's the difference between fluff and dust."
ONE IS WHOLLY FABRIC FIBRES WHILST THE OTHER IS A MIXTURE OF HAIR, DEAD SKIN CELLS AND MISCELLANEOUS MATERIAL FRAGMENTS YOU IDIOT CHILD!
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 17:17, archived)
# haha, this is exactly what i do
i'd either be the best or worst teacher ever. and i'd be either one, very briefly i expect.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 17:19, archived)
# Ha! This ^
I shout at those telly-kids like there's no tomorrow.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 19:00, archived)
#
do you know the answers, and if so, do you say them out loud? (even if you're alone). WANT TO KICK A BIRO UP THE LITTLE SHIT'S EAR?
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 19:28, archived)