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# his button?
is that what you call it?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:49, archived)
# Smash, I need a bit of clarity
apparently, it's extremely impressive that I can eat a jammy dodger whole. I say this is not the case, and he should see me do it with a macaroon.

Thoughts?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:51, archived)
# DO it with a Wagon Wheel
from when we were kids and I will be impressed!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:54, archived)
# Pretty sure I could...
hmm

I'll pick some up tonight.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:55, archived)
# Useless.
They are tiny now!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:56, archived)
# Ach nein.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:57, archived)
# it depends
some people have an overly-sensitive gag reflex, which makes it very hard to swallow anything even remotely large. if that isn't the case, then no, being able to swallow a whole jammy dodger is not all that impressive. i, for example, can fit my entire fist into my mouth.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:54, archived)
# Same here
why do people go 'oh WOW' though?

It's not the most useful of talents. For instance, the chap that's just said the dodger thing is good has a DEGREE. He's better than me already.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:55, archived)
# degrees are useful yet dull
being able to do weird things with your body parts is always interesting.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:58, archived)
# You do have a very good point.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:59, archived)
# *looks down*
umm....that's my hernia, honest!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:10, archived)
# I can do a whole digestive
WITH cheese on top
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:54, archived)
# can you do it with a hot dog?
*hollows out hot dog roll*

*inserts cock*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:55, archived)
# You know I'll bite at the end?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:56, archived)
# hmm
I thought you were just fitting it in your mouth.

I take it back.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:18, archived)
# well you can have
the first 80% of it back, how's that?
(spazdor, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:11, archived)