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# MAKE A FORT!!!!
Do it, you know you want to!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:57, archived)
# ^this
epiphany, when I am next in britain, I challenge you to a medieval war.

I'll have my fort, you'll have yours, and we shall prepare armour from carboard and tinfoil. Acceptable weapons are cardboard tubes and paper-rocks.

No knives.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:01, archived)
# Haha!
Yes!
But I would first need to get some boxes, and foil.

Shotgun the high ground!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:03, archived)
# ok
but the low ground has water.

*builds moat*

AHAHAHAHA! DROWN YOU SOGGY-ARMOURED VAGABOND!!!

(also, I think you might need a new carpet/floor. My moat appears to have fucked it up.)
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:08, archived)
# Yes but when it rains
You flood. Im still nice and safe on the moral high ground
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:11, archived)
# hah! flood indeed
My irrigation system precludes any flooding, I think you'll find. I have the best serfs in all the land.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:15, archived)
# Oh its on!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:17, archived)
# Calm down.
*presents giant llama made from cardboard as a gift*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:38, archived)
# Its a trap!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:46, archived)