Oh, Geranium? Yes....

Much to my chagrin.

you wouldnt be a jews!

And then you wouldn't have an Uncle Ephraim!

You see why being a Germans is bad?

where do you think my jewosity came here from? Charmany, that's where.

Right, bye...

and a majority of the jews in america are descended from Germans who fled persecution.

Stay on the couch, son.

also, they live on beer and sausages, which can only be good. they also introduced my dad to the concept of salad cream on chips, for which i shall forever be grateful.

is falafel and mushroom pasta. I don't know how I manage it, and it doesn't matter where in Germany I go.

dad worked near the black forest for a year, he said it was lovely.

Germany and Holland are my two favourite countries.

amsterdam is next on the list!!

and I'll see if I am too. We can terrorise them.

Jena.

It's lovely. You can both kip on my floor as well.

When I say that, I mean provide me with a lesbian spectacular, and I'll join in at some point.

i am fond of german sausage...

My parents are Scousers and I grew up in the West Country.

I'm sure this means I'm due a substantial compensation package of some description.