is it
alan carr if he were a fish?
(RoryrattleHead http://wormgurgles.blogspot.com/, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 10:38, archived)

Yes, exactly like Alan Carr...
...only with talent and good jokes.
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 10:42, archived)