Truth is, she was the anti-christ.
All the signs of her coming have come true. And I think she was abducted by a Russian devil worshipping cult to be prepared for her life as leader of a dying world. IT'S THE TRUTH. 100% OF FACT. FACT.
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mrlogic is copying your beard,
Thu 18 Sep 2008, 12:53,
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Woo! I'm now accepting this
as the true version of events. It's a lot more interesting than her parents accidentally overdosing her on sedatives and hiding her body in a church.
We need to expand on it a little though.
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JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim,
Thu 18 Sep 2008, 12:56,
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