Jane Austen invented Michael Jackson
100% Fact*
*utter bollocks we all know it was charles dickens
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Mehitabel_Itrang,
Sat 27 Sep 2008, 18:21,
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quotes:
"Mr Jackson does so enjoy playing with little Dicky, Eliza"
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Occulus Swallowed, instead of spat, on,
Sat 27 Sep 2008, 18:37,
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