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[challenge entry] The show must go on!


From the Cheer Up Tony Hart challenge. See all 236 entries (closed)

(, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 16:53, archived)
# silly broons, Tony Hart is not litter
oh wait, I see now
(, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 16:54, archived)
# oooh, I see what you're getting at.
I think it's known as shite shopping.
(, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 16:56, archived)
# have we still not had a picture
of morph with one side of his face paralysed?

I've been expecting one since wednesday
(, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 16:55, archived)
# you may need to be induced
(, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 16:56, archived)
# you can do it yourself now!
(, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 16:57, archived)
# no.
there have been plenty of variation on the diff'rnt strokes theme.

My post isn't supposed to be taking the piss out of the fact he's had a stroke, just giving him a handy solution, should he wish to get painting again.

(, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 16:58, archived)
# I saw a make your own morph set this afternoon!
I was going to stop and investigate but I was being dragged on by my heartless* boyfriend

*late
(, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 16:59, archived)
# I was going to do it...but this comps depressing enough
(, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 17:07, archived)
# NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Hart not Dalek
(, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 16:56, archived)
# ha ha ha
loon
(, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 16:57, archived)
# Well he seems very pleased with it.
I've given up on the whole work thing, it's pointless.
(, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 16:58, archived)
# no - you see - you get paid money for working
(, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 17:00, archived)
# With you so far
Oh never mind.
(, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 17:01, archived)
# I think so too.
I'm now concerned that it seems like I'm making a sick joke, when I'm not really.

ah well.

Good plan on the non-working front.
(, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 17:01, archived)
# Making the best out of a shitty situation if you ask me.
If I wasn't able to any more, you know I'd be on the phone to you asking you to rustle me up a dobber.
(, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 17:02, archived)
# precisely.
I look forward to his new show on CBBC
(, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 17:13, archived)
# You have all the best ideas.
(, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 17:15, archived)
# I agree with you
although it'll probably get me into trouble...

:(

who wants to buy a farm with me..?
(, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 17:02, archived)
# Are you worth a whole farm?
(, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 17:02, archived)
# no
:(
(, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 17:04, archived)
# About half a field and a paddock?
(, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 17:05, archived)
# I'm worth my weight in
guano
(, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 17:08, archived)
# I'll come and live on a farm
I'll look after the horses for you.
(, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 17:03, archived)
# I'm not sure you can eat horses
so I don't see how they fit in with the self sufficiency idea... but heyho, if it make people happy then horses it is.
(, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 17:05, archived)
# You can
and I have. Horsie lasagne, it was lovely.
(, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 17:06, archived)
# okay then
... is there a lot of breast meat on a horse? or wing - I like wing.
(, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 17:10, archived)
# Not a clue, I've not carved one
only eaten and ridden.

Not like that.
(, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 17:11, archived)
# the establishment would have you believe
that's what did for Catherine the Great... which is all rubbish.
(, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 17:18, archived)
# Total rubbish.
(, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 17:21, archived)
# Horsie sausages in the supermarkt here.
(, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 17:10, archived)
# fine!
I was slightly wrong! OKAY?

can't I be allowed one mistake?

*over reacts*
(, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 17:11, archived)
# have a sausage.
(, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 17:15, archived)
# mmmm
horsey
(, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 17:22, archived)
# I can drive a tractor!
(, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 17:05, archived)
# nice one
you're in... I'm sure we could get lottery funding for a b3ta farm... I'll just tell the lottery money people you're all window lickers and that I'm some do gooder they'll give us the farm and then it'll be toooo laaaate
(, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 17:09, archived)
# You know an Emo ?
They sell farms..............
(, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 17:05, archived)