good good
what about getting a double-neck guitar and passing your face through the 12-string neck and hacking your fingers off with the strings on the 6-string neck? ;)
(Mystery Woo Yay Boy, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 21:49, archived)

K
I do it on webcam ;)
(Bob McCow, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 21:58, archived)