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# I wish I'd had a cool million
:(
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 14:39, archived)
# You're obviously not smug enough.
Be more smug. And wear stripey shirts with plain white collars.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 14:41, archived)
# Oi!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 14:43, archived)
# ?
Are you a manufacturer of such shirts?
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 14:48, archived)
# I may own one or two ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 14:51, archived)
# Haha I love those shirts.
I'm reading The Bonfire of the Vanities at the moment and it's nothing but high-powered takeovers and eighties finnese. It's awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 14:53, archived)
# Sweet!
You should read a book called "Ugly Americans".

It is fucking awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 14:56, archived)
# Ooh I've heard about that.
Does it have hostile takeovers and liquid lunches?
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 14:57, archived)
# It is about a fella who went to Yale I think it was,
and ended up as a futures trader in Tokyo, and made the biggest trade in history, making something like $50 million for himself in an hour.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 14:59, archived)
# if I was smug I could get a job in the city
and I'd be like "recession? hah! don't make me laugh! give me the coke!"

it'd be great
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 14:43, archived)
# You are reminding me of my wonderful
days in the city. But without the Coke....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 14:45, archived)
# hah, I doubt anyone in the city would employ me anyway
christ, even the pie factory wouldn't employ me

bah :(
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 14:54, archived)
# Which Pie Factory?
You don't want to work in the City anyway. You will just drink too much. Yeah, you will earn a fair bit fo money, but it'll all be gone in a couple of weeks. And you run the explicit risk of becoming a cunt!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 14:58, archived)
# heh, I'm somewhat desparate for money, man
but I know fuck all about the actual occasional work that gets done in city land

so I'm doomed

twas a local pie factory, didn't really fancy it to be honest
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 15:00, archived)
# Fair enough,
Well I hope you find work soon.

Many many things happen in the city....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 15:10, archived)
# heh ta, but in this locale I feel quite doomed
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 15:17, archived)
# You'd be the man.
Everyone'd be all, "Hey Discomeats! Great job on the Giscard account. I hear you nailed!" and "Yo! HOW'S MY MAN MEATS?!" and "Hey, Discy-baby. Wanna do some charlie out of a hooker's belly-button?"
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 14:47, archived)
# "fuck, yeah man I would but I have to sleep now, I was up all night working on the Wilson Buyout and fucking 8 hookers, so I'm going to have half an hours sleep and I'll be right with you!"
*snorts coke*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 14:51, archived)
# "Catch you later! My man..."
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 14:52, archived)
# Hey, Minister!
There is a temp receptionist downstairs. Wanna take her out for lunch, get her hammered and then make her your wife?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 14:53, archived)
# You got it!
Let me just finish this Harvey Wallbanger (sp?).
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 14:54, archived)