If I bring my face close to the screen, cross my eyes, then move slowly away from the screen, remove my eyes and throw them at your username...
it still just looks like a picture of Tony Blair.
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Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:59,
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If I pick up your eyes, wash them in coca-cola, juggle them for a bit and then eat them
I'll have a tummy ache and a blind mate shouting 'WHAT?! WHAT'S SHE DONE WITH THEM?'
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Mon 20 Oct 2008, 16:04,
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but I'll be able to see inside your tummy
which, in a way, was always one of my aims in life, although I hadn't expected it to be from such an angle.
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Mon 20 Oct 2008, 16:07,
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