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# I've always thought
she was the spitting image of her father, and he's a fookin ugly man, he'd probably be an attractive woman
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Thu 6 Mar 2003, 21:49, archived)
# It's the mouth...
a big mouth on a woman can imply much sensuality, on a man it only implies he can down a pint just that little bit quicker!
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Thu 6 Mar 2003, 21:53, archived)
# I suppose
but Women with big mouths freak me out a little bit, I can cope with Liv and Julia Roberts but calista flockhart and claire from steps...*shudder*
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Thu 6 Mar 2003, 21:55, archived)
# maybe i shouldn't point out here then
that i can fit my whole fist into my mouth



oops
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Thu 6 Mar 2003, 22:07, archived)
# Hm
I can think of many and various questions/comments I have in mind now...

But I think I'll limit myself (publically) to "so, you have really small hands then?"
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Thu 6 Mar 2003, 22:09, archived)
# i think maybe i should
point out that your name in m3ss3ng3r says "evil pixie still has nobs" which made me chuckle, its becuase the scrolling thingy has come one so full names arent shown.

;)
(Marvellous (mb) Mark, Thu 6 Mar 2003, 22:11, archived)
# you know why Callista Flockhart looks like she's got such a big gob though.
It's because she's so damn fat!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 6 Mar 2003, 22:19, archived)
# I would*
*hail a taxi and pay the driver 1000 kittens bonus if he managed to take her out as we pulled away in a squeal of tyresmoke...
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Thu 6 Mar 2003, 22:22, archived)
# haha
looks like she has muppet arms :)
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Thu 6 Mar 2003, 22:24, archived)
# maybe she can do the muppet dance!
I can do the muppet dance. I'm ded good at it.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 6 Mar 2003, 22:26, archived)
# hehe
I'd like to see that. do you shout "AAAANIIIIMAAAAAL!" and wave your arms around like a loon? :)
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Thu 6 Mar 2003, 22:35, archived)
# kind of.
I could shout "AAAANIIIIMAAAAAL!" if I felt inclined.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 6 Mar 2003, 22:38, archived)
# 3CG
i believe is the term, although i would never think use that term with her - shes far too lovely
(Marvellous (mb) Mark, Thu 6 Mar 2003, 21:57, archived)
# Nonsense all of it
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(GarpO'Th'Brow, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:44, archived)