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# i've already been accused
of being DTH before now.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 22:17, archived)
# I know you aren't Dave
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 22:18, archived)
# Dave has better tits ;)
Ey up Gerry! How do?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 22:19, archived)
# lies!
my tits are magnificent!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 22:20, archived)
# MAGNIFICENT BREATS
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 22:21, archived)
# I like chicken breat burgers!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 22:22, archived)
# hell, who don't?!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 22:39, archived)
# the chickens?
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 22:42, archived)
# bunch of hippies, wanna get with the programme!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 22:43, archived)
# I blame the turkeys for making themselves seasonal!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 22:58, archived)
# and also smearing themselves in their own fat and nestling gently in a metal container at a regular temperature for several hours
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 23:00, archived)
# i blame them
for having dry breats
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 23:01, archived)
# always ends up back at breats
and so the circle is complete

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 23:02, archived)
# it's the ciiiiiiirclllle
the circle of liiiiiiiiiiiffee!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 23:03, archived)
# *waves candle in the air*
FUCK I'M BURNING MY ARM!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 23:05, archived)
# mmmmm
toasted discomeats!
*licks*
tastes like chicken!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 23:05, archived)
# I could well be a chicken
:D

*cluck*

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 23:06, archived)
# not a cock, then?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 23:08, archived)
# nah, what good are those to anyone anyway
*unzips*

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 23:42, archived)
# WITH KNOBS ON.
or nipples, as they prefer to be known.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 22:22, archived)
# breatknobs?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 22:39, archived)
# yes.
but, no matter how hard you twiddle them, you won't pick up jazz f.m.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 22:42, archived)
# ahh, there'll be plenty jazz action!
ahhh yeah
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 22:44, archived)
# skibbity boo bah doop!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 22:52, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 22:52, archived)
# It was hard breaking that to Kryten.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 22:51, archived)
# he was happy enough with his double polaroid
once he got his head out of his recharge socket.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 22:53, archived)
# Hahahah yes
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 22:54, archived)
# LOLREDDWARFLOL!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 22:58, archived)
# red dwarf is the shizzle
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 23:02, archived)
# LOLREDSUSHILOL!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 23:02, archived)
# redsushi may be the shizzle
i'm not sure.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 23:04, archived)
# Well you fucking well should be!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 23:10, archived)
# i am really
*panders*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 23:13, archived)
# Not with that attitude you won't
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 22:52, archived)
# i've tried, believe me
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 22:54, archived)
# Me too.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 22:55, archived)
# i don't remember that!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 22:57, archived)
# That just confirms the drugs were working properly.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 22:59, archived)
# damn!
i usually remember enjoying myself when i've had drugs!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 23:03, archived)
# Chloroform and Rohypnol.
porsche takes no chances.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 23:17, archived)
# chlorhypnol?
i love that stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 23:26, archived)
# Hahah :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 23:35, archived)
# There's some Japanes porn just like that.
I, I've said too much.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 22:39, archived)
# no, tell me more!
*awaits gratification*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 22:42, archived)
# let's face it, pick a subject, and there's a japanese gendre of porn for it
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 22:55, archived)
# what, even haribo fried eggs?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 22:57, archived)
# let's google!
"haribo fried eggs"

for FILTH!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 22:58, archived)
# damn!
couldn't find any!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 23:01, archived)
# just what is this sick world coming to
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 23:05, archived)
# if you can't find jelly fried egg porn
on t'internets, where CAN you find it?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 23:06, archived)
# Giant Eats Brie!




mfnc
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 22:25, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 22:27, archived)
# Plant Teaches Eel??!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 22:39, archived)
# Floor Tile Evolves Beyond Us!
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 22:41, archived)
# Inescapable Plastic Place Mat Unites Patagonia?!!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 22:45, archived)
# Hostile Serviettes Shoot Hallitosised Hounds Skyward. Send Help!
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 22:54, archived)
# Leg faced leg faces face failure letting loose loose lettuce. pictures by getty images
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 22:56, archived)
# xenophobic xylophones xerox radically racist rebuttals.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 23:00, archived)
# inoffensive mushroom sellers placate outer hebridies directly from spinning boat
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 23:02, archived)
# Eeeeeeyyyy, macarana!
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 23:15, archived)
# Pics or GTFO!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 22:21, archived)
# did you not see my 10,000?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 22:23, archived)
# I didn't
but then, my succession of Big ROund Numbers have vanished into most people's subsubsubmemory...
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 22:24, archived)
# i've got another one coming up soon
there will be nakeds.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 22:27, archived)
# No I didnt!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 22:27, archived)
# unfortunately, i deleted it.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 22:27, archived)
# How convenient!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 22:31, archived)
# i fully intend
to get my mate to take a good pic of my breasticles tomorrow, so that it'll be ready for my 20,000
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 22:35, archived)
# *awaits*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 22:38, archived)
# only 1898 to go
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 22:40, archived)
# ello sir
Dave has finer instruments, I think it's safe to say. Tits I shall reserve judgement until I meet young Smashy.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 22:21, archived)
# Meh,
no animal, whether human or not, could have better boobs than the Hatmeister :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 22:23, archived)
# hmm
DTT?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 22:23, archived)
# mind you, yours aren't bad either Redders.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 22:23, archived)
# Northatonlols :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 22:28, archived)
# they may well be a lot smaller by that time
they will never compare to their former glory without some form of silicone jiggery pokery
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 22:24, archived)
# neither will mine dear
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 22:24, archived)
# heheh
gravity sucks :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 22:27, archived)