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[challenge entry] Real men, get real crabs

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(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 19:43, archived)
# !!
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 19:43, archived)
# yesssss!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 19:44, archived)
# I thought I had crabs a couple of years ago.
Luckily, it turned out it was just AIDS!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 19:45, archived)
# Oh phew, so I don't have crabs after that rape?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 19:45, archived)
# That's what killed the crabs
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 19:47, archived)
# No one ever thinks of the crabs . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 19:48, archived)
# Surely
real men don't wear pants like that

:/
(littlelise - domestically challenged, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 19:45, archived)
# haha
that's right :D
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 19:50, archived)
# I suppose they eat them too . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 19:46, archived)
# my pantscrab's are a bit salty
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 19:49, archived)
# Try adding a pinch of crab boil . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 19:57, archived)
# ah sod it, i'll slash this in here:
TJ: we received a letter from the office of national statistics today asking that the adult in the house with the most recent birthday complete an online survey or they'll send someone round to do it in person,

they give a username and password, and then 2 questions in ask how you occupy the premises and give squatting as an answer. as if squatters are gonna admit to an obviously traceable document!

edit: also started asking about tax evasion, so i gave my main reason for not evading tax was that it was too much effort
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 19:47, archived)
# Well done. You've just had your identity stolen.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 19:55, archived)
# shit
shouldn't have given them my bank details
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:00, archived)
# Name, date of birth, address, NS number?
A quick rifle through your bins is all they need for bank details.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:03, archived)
# nah
didn't even want my full name, already had my address so didn't ask for it again, no mention of NS number

i did contemplate doing it as my dad
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:04, archived)
#
I like this
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:02, archived)
# heh heh no pussyfootin'around
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:02, archived)