Chuck Norris doesn't use stock cubes


He just mashes baby chicks with his fists

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( BadBadman saw an incorrect comma placement on, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:14, archived)

I have been looking for a stock
with the right amount of Fuck You to suit my tastes.

Sold!
( Arkwright is not Alan Carr, you heartless bastards., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:16, archived)

i hear the secret ingredient
is dolphin sweat
( BadBadman saw an incorrect comma placement on, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:18, archived)

Feathers included . . . no doubt . . .

( Valin That that is that . . . is that . . ., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:18, archived)