I found this Magazine in my Macho dentists' waiting room

When I ask'd him about the absymal layout and typography he punched me in the face
and said 'Real men don't do design you fucking ponce!'.
Of course being a dentist he charged me £300 quid for the punch, the twat.

From the Macho Products challenge. See all 345 entries (closed)

(Captain_lambkin www.confundo.net, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:36, archived)

i'm currently wearing a tshirt and shorts :D
i don't wear perfume... not even doe urine... i have shaved with a knife and used hot things to pierce spots and i've not pulled the pin on those fireworks yet... but they do make great paper weights
YEAH! i'm a man! rah! (okay so my feet are purple but shh)
( SkUG HAS BOUGHT A HOUSE - WOO YEAH!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:40, archived)

Grenade paperwieghts would be ace.

( Mu Sticks™, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:41, archived)

shame i don't have any paper
i didn't burn it... *throws meat on the fire*
( SkUG HAS BOUGHT A HOUSE - WOO YEAH!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:42, archived)

You think it's not real eh?
My Uncle was in the TA before he got thrown out for blowing up half of the West-Country with C4.
Still doubt me? Pull the pin, I feckin' dare ya!

OHJEEZUSCHRISTWHYDIDYOUPULLTHEPIN?OHSHITOHSHITOHSHIT
WE'REALLGONNADIE!
( Mu Sticks™, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:48, archived)

best thing i found... (i say "i" i mean my dad) was a shell (quite a big one) that had grown into the tree that he was cutting down with a chainsaw
brrrr chink chink chink - wtf? chop chop chop - o0o shiney (really rusty) - no explosives in it though :(
( SkUG HAS BOUGHT A HOUSE - WOO YEAH!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:54, archived)

haha
I mean: FUCK! MY PENIS GOES IN VAGINAS! LET'S GO KILL THINGS!!!!
( hanke, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:41, archived)

i so read that wrong
"why would you want to put a pen in a vagin... oh pen is vagina... wait what?"
( SkUG HAS BOUGHT A HOUSE - WOO YEAH!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:43, archived)

Don't forget
you have to fuck them BEFORE you kill them.
/Clarkson blog
(Dr Teeth, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:44, archived)

i'm hard as nails already....right
ooooo wants a fcukin'fight then? ....C'mon pffters
( elvisweathercock finally got round to updating profile, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:43, archived)

your shoes are on fire

( SkUG HAS BOUGHT A HOUSE - WOO YEAH!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:44, archived)