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(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 0:31, archived)
Except that time he lost to Al Gore.
Greorg just put up a MISSION ACCOMPLISHED banner and took the presidency anyway.
That's why I respect him.
(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 0:46, archived)
and kills the rest then makes a huge rollercoaster that is powered by fear.
(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 0:57, archived)
One sunny day in 2009 an old man approached the White House from across Pennsylvania Avenue, where he'd been sitting on a park bench.
He spoke to the U.S. Marine standing guard and said, 'I would like to go in and meet with President Bush.'
The Marine looked at the man and said, 'Sir, Mr. Bush is no longer president and no longer resides here.'
The old man said, 'Okay' and walked away.
The following day, the same man approached the White House and said to the same Marine 'I would like to go in and meet with President Bush.'
The Marine again told the man, 'Sir, as I said yesterday, Mr. Bush is no longer president and no longer resides here.'
The man thanked him and, again, just walked away.
The third day, the same man approached the White House and spoke to the very same U. S. Marine, saying 'I would like to go in and meet with President Bush.'
The Marine, understandably agitated at this point, looked at the man and said, 'Sir, this is the third day in a row you have been here asking to speak to Mr. Bush. I've told you already that Mr. Bush is no longer the president and no longer resides here. Don't you understand?'
The old man looked at the Marine and said, 'Oh, I understand. I just love hearing you say it.'
The Marine snapped to attention, saluted and said, 'See you tomorrow, Sir.'
(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 1:01, archived)
I'll see this on on snopes.com in the future... not to mention spammed all over my inbox
Edit: click for wooness
(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 1:12, archived)
thank you very much for stealing ALL of my internet. I therefore claim your kidneys and liver for making up a broth of fuckwit stew.
READ THE FUCKING FAQ!
(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 0:55, archived)
yes yes, technically as it has TWO WHOLE frames then it is an animation.
/pedant
(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 10:04, archived)