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[challenge entry] What would we do with out them eh?


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(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 0:31, archived)
# jiminy jilikers, radioactiveman
thats, erm, outstanding.
(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 0:35, archived)
# putty?

(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 0:47, archived)
# EW
RING STING!
(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 0:40, archived)
# Hey, does anyone know when the US election is?

(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 0:42, archived)
# Tuesday. I think Greorg Bush will win again

(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 0:44, archived)
# He always wins
Except that time he lost to Al Gore.

Greorg just put up a MISSION ACCOMPLISHED banner and took the presidency anyway.

That's why I respect him.
(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 0:46, archived)
# I hope this time he enslaves most of the worlds population
and kills the rest then makes a huge rollercoaster that is powered by fear.
(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 0:57, archived)
# Yesternowmorrow

(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 0:47, archived)
# Octember
2900
(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 0:50, archived)
# Why are they electing us?

(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 0:51, archived)
# BECAUSE THEY DON'T HATE FREEDOM LIKE YOU

(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 5:59, archived)
#
One sunny day in 2009 an old man approached the White House from across Pennsylvania Avenue, where he'd been sitting on a park bench.

He spoke to the U.S. Marine standing guard and said, 'I would like to go in and meet with President Bush.'

The Marine looked at the man and said, 'Sir, Mr. Bush is no longer president and no longer resides here.'

The old man said, 'Okay' and walked away.

The following day, the same man approached the White House and said to the same Marine 'I would like to go in and meet with President Bush.'

The Marine again told the man, 'Sir, as I said yesterday, Mr. Bush is no longer president and no longer resides here.'

The man thanked him and, again, just walked away.

The third day, the same man approached the White House and spoke to the very same U. S. Marine, saying 'I would like to go in and meet with President Bush.'

The Marine, understandably agitated at this point, looked at the man and said, 'Sir, this is the third day in a row you have been here asking to speak to Mr. Bush. I've told you already that Mr. Bush is no longer the president and no longer resides here. Don't you understand?'

The old man looked at the Marine and said, 'Oh, I understand. I just love hearing you say it.'

The Marine snapped to attention, saluted and said, 'See you tomorrow, Sir.'
(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 1:01, archived)
# 6 years?
Holy crap!
(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 1:04, archived)
# I'm sure...
I'll see this on on snopes.com in the future... not to mention spammed all over my inbox

Edit: click for wooness
(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 1:12, archived)
# Made by General Electric I see.
Isn't that something.
(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 0:48, archived)
# jesus fucking christ
thank you very much for stealing ALL of my internet. I therefore claim your kidneys and liver for making up a broth of fuckwit stew.

READ THE FUCKING FAQ!
(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 0:55, archived)
# It is animated though
so he/she is within the limits.
(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 0:57, archived)
# o_O
yes yes, technically as it has TWO WHOLE frames then it is an animation.

/pedant
(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 10:04, archived)
# calm down for fuck's sake it's under 400k
maybe you should read it yourself?
(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 1:00, archived)
# I'd still like half my screen back though.

(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 1:04, archived)
# I have a 28" monitor...
still pretty large
(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 1:18, archived)
# Get something bigger than a PDA then
you tight cnut!
(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 8:19, archived)