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( Barbarossa Has got a faulty lightsaber. Thanks McDonalds (!), Fri 7 Nov 2008, 13:16, archived)

ouch - scratchy
/not macho blog

Nicely. *click*
( unstableOvine : shoulder high in crap & my water wings are flat, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 13:18, archived)

;)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=t9L8KDnC_Dg
( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 13:24, archived)

:D

( unstableOvine : shoulder high in crap & my water wings are flat, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 13:32, archived)

arg!
I have a (perhaps reasonable) fear of sharp objects piercing my eyeball.

*starts blinking uncontrollably*
( enceladus, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 13:18, archived)

I once poked myself in the eye with a pin
it looked like it went in really far, but I didn't bleed, it didn't hurt and I can still see with both of my eyeses.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 13:24, archived)

...and yet reading that still made me scratch my own leg hard enough to mark in my discomfort

( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 13:25, archived)

I was elbowed in the eye once as well.
Catherine Reed. I owe her some pain. Bloody rugby.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 13:27, archived)

you've just increased my blink rate
and my eyelashes are making a humming sound.
( enceladus, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 13:26, archived)

You two are just like manwife
he can't stand to hear about that stuff either.

*holds her eyelid up and tickles her eyeball* mmmmmmm, lovely eye *chases enceladus and jessie about* OOH IT FEELS ALL JELLY LIKE!
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 13:28, archived)

aaahhhhhh!
*gouges out rebellious orbs*

Out, vile jelly!
( enceladus, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 13:29, archived)

VILE JELLY!
There's a bloody good album name.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 13:31, archived)

haha!
Old Shakey had the best lines.
( enceladus, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 13:32, archived)

I take it we're not talking about Shakin' Stevens here.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 13:32, archived)

Of course
His Lear was a revelation at the Old Vic.
( enceladus, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 13:33, archived)

SHAKESPEARE.
Fuck sake. Vile jelly.

Hang on.

Vile jelly.

*scurries away*

Ah, King Lear. That's alright then.

edit: Jesus (sorry skydad) Christ, you even said it right there. I may as well go bloody home at this rate.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 13:35, archived)

yep, that's the one
it's the scene that allows directors to out-gross one another with stage effects. Squelch!

and someone beat you to the name: www.myspace.com/vilejelly

edit: oh, they were obviously a successful band....
( enceladus, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 13:37, archived)

:D

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 13:45, archived)

think he's talking
about michael J fox
(cs192 how appropriate, your mother fights like a cow, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 13:34, archived)

:D

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 13:35, archived)

arf!

( enceladus, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 13:36, archived)

I had an eyelash stuck in my eye once
and when I went to pull it out I must have scratched it or pinched it with a fingernail or something.

It hurt for blooming ages.
( Barbarossa Has got a faulty lightsaber. Thanks McDonalds (!), Fri 7 Nov 2008, 13:27, archived)

That was the weird thing- there was NO pain whatsoever.
I think I'd managed to get it down the side of my eyeball, but I pulled it out before thinking 'I should have got a mirror and had a good old look first'.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 13:29, archived)

there's no (sensory) nerves
in that bit of your eyeball.

cutting pigs eyeballs open is great, apart from the weird feeling of the membranes
(cs192 how appropriate, your mother fights like a cow, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 13:36, archived)

I want to eat eyes.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 13:37, archived)

they'd be salty
with very little substance I imagine.

depends what they were prepared with
(cs192 how appropriate, your mother fights like a cow, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 13:39, archived)

the only bits of house i can't watch
are those when they need a vitreous humour sample
(cs192 how appropriate, your mother fights like a cow, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 13:31, archived)

there's nothing funny
about vitreous humour.
( enceladus, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 13:34, archived)

nah
but aqueous is a riot
(cs192 how appropriate, your mother fights like a cow, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 13:35, archived)

oh yeah!
it's a hoot!
( enceladus, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 13:38, archived)

ahha
ouchy
( PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Fri 7 Nov 2008, 13:19, archived)

*squints*
URGHURGHUURRRLOGGHR.
( Ttssattsr lets do talk together, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 13:19, archived)

I have one of those..
They really work well you know.

The only problem is that once you have used it for a whole month, you will be unable to see the little bugger to use again.
( Wobbly Bloke is Fwapping over your sister on, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 13:19, archived)

You're a double-hard bastard you are!

( Barbarossa Has got a faulty lightsaber. Thanks McDonalds (!), Fri 7 Nov 2008, 13:20, archived)

Actually.. I am a double-well-hard bastard

( Wobbly Bloke is Fwapping over your sister on, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 13:22, archived)

Brilliant work
you talented bastard, Babs.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 13:23, archived)

cheers, dears ;)

( Barbarossa Has got a faulty lightsaber. Thanks McDonalds (!), Fri 7 Nov 2008, 13:25, archived)

Noon Captain!

( Wobbly Bloke is Fwapping over your sister on, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 13:25, archived)

Noon bloke :-)

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 13:26, archived)

bloody hell
woo!
( bilbobarneybobs has a profile full of redex, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 13:28, archived)

It'd be a laugh to print these off and hand them out as flyers in the street ;)

( Barbarossa Has got a faulty lightsaber. Thanks McDonalds (!), Fri 7 Nov 2008, 13:35, archived)

Excellent shock value!
There's a lovely YT vid on fishhook removal.*clicks*
( namdrah The cat whisperer, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 14:19, archived)