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(Kierz, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 23:56, archived)

Is this a loldrugz thing
or is that just earth?
( the holly and the ivv, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 23:57, archived)

Hahah fuck yeah

( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 23:57, archived)

painkillers for frail , scabby , skeletal skinbeasts

( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 23:58, archived)

Is there a story to this?
www.b3ta.com/board/8921162
( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 23:59, archived)

Yes, there used to be a woman called "The Kraken" at a place that I once worked

( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 0:02, archived)

Hahah is that it?
Why was she called "The Kraken"?
( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 0:03, archived)

Kraken ( kra’ ken, IPA: /ˈkrɑːkɘn or ˈkreɪkɘn /)[1] are legendary sea monsters of gargantuan size, said to have dwelt off the coasts of Norway and Iceland. The sheer size and fearsome appearance attributed to the beasts have made them common ocean-dwelling monsters in various fictional works (see Kraken in popular culture). The legend may actually have originated from sightings of real giant squid that are estimated to grow to 13 metres (43 feet) in length, including the tentacles. These creatures normally live at great depths, but have been sighted at the surface and reportedly have "attacked" ships.






i.e she was a fucking huge , hideous monster and her hair looked like seaweed
( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 0:09, archived)

I once knew a bloke called Grontham
named after the sound he makes when he eats
( Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 0:07, archived)

hahahahaha
we have tons of names for people at work, it's the highlight of my working day.
( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 0:13, archived)

What's yours?

( Kamikaze Stoat balanced for lean, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 0:20, archived)

I don't make up names for myself just other people

( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 0:24, archived)

Did she ?
Oh . . . I see that you've already explained . . .
( Valin That that is that . . . is that . . ., Tue 11 Nov 2008, 0:27, archived)

Good nings cockweasle
How goes it?
( epiphany exit signs, they're on the way out aren't they, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 0:04, archived)

ok I suppose.
I got sacked today for wanking in the canteen.
( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 0:23, archived)

I guess some people just don't care for the house dressing . . .
Oh well . . .
( Valin That that is that . . . is that . . ., Tue 11 Nov 2008, 0:29, archived)

*pours on boiling water*
Ahhhhh, Bisto!
( monkdagola is going to rapekiss you, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 23:59, archived)

Rub dirt on it . . . that's what i was told . . .
Powedered turkey might be a bit ineffectual . . .good idea though !
( Valin That that is that . . . is that . . ., Tue 11 Nov 2008, 0:06, archived)

Heroin is lovely
Have a click.
(Sister Nutmeat, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 2:04, archived)