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# *tips cap*
and you sir, and you. I dare say if you happen to be happening upon Germany at some future date, then I should be greatly obliged whence we two partook in a quaffing of beverage and a puff on the old pipe.
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:49, archived)
# DON'T DO IT GRUNTY!
He wants you to suck his co...oh wait I see now

as you were
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:50, archived)
# bwahahahahaha!
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:52, archived)
# pfft
I can't say I've ever referred to my manly piece as "the old pipe".

Not previously anyway.
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:57, archived)
# I will indeed, sir
My aged relative inhabits the environs of Hamburg, so visits to the Fatherland* are oft upon the books.



*unintentional
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:51, archived)
# Hmm
I dare say Hamburg would be a journey too far for my poor horses.
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:58, archived)
# Ahh, no - Germany has coooooool trains, I love zooming around on them,
Are you long away from Schleswig Holstein?
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 15:03, archived)
# haha... yes... I just checked Deutsche Bahn
The train journeys range from 8 to 11 hours.
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 15:06, archived)
# Where the feck do you live?
Madagascar?
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 15:09, archived)
# Jena.
Far away from everywhere.
1 hour from Leipzig, 2-3 hours from Berlin.
It's east germany. Every other major city is a bit further away.
Hopefully going to Berlin for Christmas shopping, but no idea about when, I've got my final PhD. exam on the 5th, so I can't really think past then at the moment, without my arse falling out.

Edit: Also, the trains in Germany are a bit fucked at the moment. They've discovered technical problems with the tilt-technology of the trains, which means a lot of trains are no longer operable, and the ones that are, go very slowly, late, or not at all.
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 15:17, archived)
# cor
I'd like to go to Jena

I've done Waterloo and Borodino


/Napoleon geek
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 15:19, archived)
# hahaha
fuck, my first thought there was: "I don't remember that bit in Napoleon Dynamite"

but, then I stopped being retarded, and remembered that they have a yearly Napoleon parade thingy, where people dress up (accurately) as French soldiers and Jenensers. I'm not really sure what they do afterwards... maybe a fight somewhere. It's a very big occasion though, and quite nice, if you like that kind of thing. Weimar is also nearby, which has a bit of Napoleon influence, the little ubiquitous bugger that he is.
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 15:25, archived)