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( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 19:46, archived)

Pfffft!
Sixteen-and-a-bit weeks for me now, how's your non-smoking doing?
( The Hedgehog From Hell 's days are numbered, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 19:46, archived)

i've had one fag since the day after the london bash :)
hated it.
( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 19:47, archived)

i've been an hour and a half

(Fuckpig Oh, what it is to be a man beneath so blue a sky!, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 19:48, archived)

Two daze, man. Too hole dayz.

( Ttssattsr perpetual backache of the damned, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 19:52, archived)

shit,man

(Fuckpig Oh, what it is to be a man beneath so blue a sky!, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 19:53, archived)

This was me just over a year ago:
www.b3tards.com/u/d81a83cf6d5a93144ba7/event.jpg

I won a /board event with this, it was "make a replica of yourself with whatever is nearby" or something.
( The Hedgehog From Hell 's days are numbered, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 19:52, archived)

You look like Dylan Moran(s)
crossed with the Child Catcher from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 19:54, archived)

I can only take this as a compliment.

( The Hedgehog From Hell 's days are numbered, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 19:57, archived)

you look like a disreputable adventurer who carries a sword somewhat too large for him in an attempt to butch himself up

( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 20:00, archived)

"My name is Jeru. You keeled my fazzer. Prepare to die."
*comedy fumbles and drops sword*
( The Hedgehog From Hell 's days are numbered, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 20:02, archived)

hahahaha
twins
(Fuckpig Oh, what it is to be a man beneath so blue a sky!, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 19:54, archived)

hahahaha
I dont know which is creepier!
(Barry Shitpeas Who were Ian Paisley's favourite Krautrock band?, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 19:57, archived)

Kinda like the . . . you are what make . . . theory . . .

( Valin Eschewing parts by the unit part . . ., Wed 12 Nov 2008, 20:01, archived)

Mines doing great.
I haven't been non smoking for at least ten years.
(skeltonator Mae fy hofrenfad yn llawn o lyswennod, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 19:48, archived)

whey!

(Fuckpig Oh, what it is to be a man beneath so blue a sky!, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 19:49, archived)

Yeah thanks.
I can sing like barry white now. *coughs*
(skeltonator Mae fy hofrenfad yn llawn o lyswennod, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 19:50, archived)

oxygen's shit,anyway
no buzz at all
(Fuckpig Oh, what it is to be a man beneath so blue a sky!, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 19:51, archived)

wouldn't know haven't tried it.

(skeltonator Mae fy hofrenfad yn llawn o lyswennod, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 19:53, archived)

You want to douse yourself in something, that doesn't sound healthy.

( The Hedgehog From Hell 's days are numbered, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 19:49, archived)

Like AIDS?

(skeltonator Mae fy hofrenfad yn llawn o lyswennod, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 19:50, archived)

That's the ticket!

( The Hedgehog From Hell 's days are numbered, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 19:53, archived)

Jacob!
Have you seen this?
b3ta.com/links/Charly_is_a_cunt_episode_2
( Count Vanderhoff trying to learn tattyshop, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 20:04, archived)

almost 8 months now
lost count a while ago

and would recommend the NHS stop smoking service without hesitation
( Manic declared war on Old Media, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 20:02, archived)

Which one, though?
/is a pharmacist and provides NHS stop smoking services, and 99% of the time it's a waste of everyone's time and the NHS's money
( The Hedgehog From Hell 's days are numbered, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 20:06, archived)

i used "the easy way..." its rather good

( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 20:07, archived)

the Smokefree initiative
with group and like that:
smokefree.nhs.uk/what-suits-me/local-nhs-services/

I thought it was great. Habit first, addiction second.
( Manic declared war on Old Media, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 20:12, archived)

Ah, OK.
Well done, I didn't mean to pour scorn on it. I'm just a bit jaded at the moment, I had one of my serial-quit-attempters in today on his fourth or fifth "attempt" since I started working in my current location a year and a half ago.

I have even less patience for his powers of self-delusion and comical lack of willpower since I stopped.
( The Hedgehog From Hell 's days are numbered, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 20:18, archived)

no sweat
and it must be fourth or less - they make you wait 6 months if you fail, IIRC?
( Manic declared war on Old Media, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 20:23, archived)

There are different schemes everywhere.
The new pharmacy contract for NHS Scotland which just came into being has a new smoking cessation scheme, and the general guidelines seem to be "throw as much NRT at people as you can, who gives a fuck if it doesn't work, the NHS can afford it".

I could go into a great deal more detail about NHS Tayside's forward-looking health strategies and why they're all doomed to abject failure, but I come here to forget about work so I won't.
( The Hedgehog From Hell 's days are numbered, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 20:28, archived)

I'm smoking one right now!

( Count Vanderhoff trying to learn tattyshop, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 20:03, archived)

Smokey smokey and the bandit bear . . . light up . . .

( Valin Eschewing parts by the unit part . . ., Wed 12 Nov 2008, 19:49, archived)

Smoking's bad hmmmkay?

( Fishcat www.crabhat.net, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 20:02, archived)

excelent

(Radio Active Tea, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 20:11, archived)