saw something similar
on 'most embarrasing medical something or other'

a man admitted to hospital with several doll's heads up his bum.

apparently he liked to masturbate while shitting them out
(polished turd wants a tragic blowchomp, but not before, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:14, archived)

hahaha!
i loved the story of the old man with a jam jar up his arse, FHM showed his x-ray
( Smash Monkey it's a bitch convincing people to like you, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:19, archived)