Are you serious?
Everyone knows THIS is the best album ever!
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Thu 20 Nov 2008, 13:46, archived)

kill them both with shit-crusted fiery piss chisels!

( Smash the halls with boughs of Monkey i'm the only christmas cracker you need, baby, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 13:49, archived)

Where can you buy these piss chisels?

( freebs the wo-orld... let them know it's Chris' Nap Time, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 13:50, archived)

you can't buy piss chisels
you're born with piss chisels.
if you're lucky.
( Smash the halls with boughs of Monkey i'm the only christmas cracker you need, baby, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 13:52, archived)

A pile of tosh

( freebs the wo-orld... let them know it's Chris' Nap Time, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 13:49, archived)