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You're only as old as the woman you feel.
Slap your paws on my busters and we'll call it quits.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:15,
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I feel old now too
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mr horrible up yours, dickface,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:16,
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You've already copped a feel.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:17,
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sssh!
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mr horrible up yours, dickface,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:20,
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There's no point shushing now, middle of London in front of loads of people
hardly counts as a clandestine encounter, lovely.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:22,
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i'll have to warm them first
or your nipples will rip your rather smashing blouse
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:17,
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:D SMASHING BLOUSE
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:17,
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and a wazzo pair of jugs?
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:22,
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No, I want the real Kim Basinger.
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Ttssattsr,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:23,
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her mouth is too wide
sorry, i meant good ev ening, your maaaaaaaam
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:25,
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Squashed potatoes?
Yeah, I think I just sat down too quickly.
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Ttssattsr,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:26,
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would you care to adjourn to the polo lounge?
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:28,
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YAY, BOTTOM. I have the season two DVD parked infront of my on my desk. Along with the Young Ones s1&2.
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Ttssattsr,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:30,
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i've got hooligan's island and an arse oddity on dvd
hooligan's island rawks!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:31,
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*looks blankly at nothing*
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Ttssattsr,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:33,
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WATCH HOOLIGAN'S ISLAND.
i saw the weaqpons grade y-fronts tour live, it wasn't as good.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:40,
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0_0
I say!
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:18,
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pick up that monocle
and join in!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:22,
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*lubes up*
Hello Ladies!
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:24,
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*watches her now rather shiny friend
skid past aforementioned ladies and headfirst into a cupboard*
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:25,
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Feck!
Who left those rollerskates there?
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:26,
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whee!
do you really think you can handle us both?
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:26,
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*ahem*
One can but try.
It's one's duty, and all that.
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:27,
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The man can deal with me with a hangover
without hitting me round the head.
He's got the gift, this one.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:29,
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Comfy Seats in lovely quiet carriage
all the way back to London...
You even had the courtesy not to fall asleep!
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:31,
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I did put my head down a lot
it hurt to be in the light :-(
You've the patience of a saint. Several saints.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:34,
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St Trinians, then?
sorry
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:36,
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*pulls up stocking and scales school wall*
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:38,
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sounds like a keeper!
especially now my hangover is going!
is he slippery and pliant?
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:33,
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I'd prefer 'not that easy to pin down' rather than 'slippery'
if you don't mind.
;-)
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:35,
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i like my men slippery
in a smooth and oiled sense
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:46,
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Bring it on, baybeh!
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:47,
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*charges electrodes*
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:51,
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Goodness!
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:54,
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this has nothing to do with goodness
and everything to do with sexy, sexy naughtiness ;)
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:56,
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I'm going to hold you to that...
... and with that - He was gone!
*swirls cape and vanishes*
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 18:07,
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i have preempted you!
for i disappeared five minutes ago to have my tea!
'bye!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 18:09,
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:D I feel strangely like you're a prospective buyer.
I should point out he's not mine to sell, I just hang around him like some sort of magnetic fruit bat.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:37,
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Bwahahahahaha!
and Nonsense!
:D
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:41,
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i never buy men
i just rent them and send them back soiled
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:41,
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