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# #55
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 14:44, archived)
# Why that little cucurbitaceae bastard!
Quick, get after him with a cheesegrater!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 14:45, archived)
# Those damn cucumbers
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 14:45, archived)
# this can be quite scary
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 14:46, archived)
# What a very rude Fridge you have, sir
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 14:46, archived)
# i fail to understand why anyone who owns a smeg fridge doesn't do this
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 14:48, archived)
# *grumbles* probably too busy tucking Tarquin and India into their gold beds on the 6000000 foot yacht...
:D

*needs a new fridge freezer*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 14:49, archived)
# get ye to the scratch and dent shop
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 14:50, archived)
# ah tell thee, int'rich family they name there daughters after countries int'asia. like as not, ah'll go t'foot of ah stair
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 14:52, archived)
# hold up, young Wow
They be fine fridgermerthings, those Smeg efforts are.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 14:53, archived)
# I just think they're shockingly expensive considering what they are.
A small freestanding fridge costs about £500 from them. It's ridiculous.

Sorry JPG, they're alright aesthetically, but not that alright.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 14:56, archived)
# Fair Point.
I can't even afford the equivalent of an 'Alba' fridge currently, so the point is somewhat moot.

:(
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 15:02, archived)
# I can't get an anything fridge either
and my freezer compartment's buggered :-(

I demand someone come and look after JPG and I immediately.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 15:05, archived)
# ^ this
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 15:32, archived)
# Fridge snobbery
My fridge is over 20yrs old.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 26 Nov 2008, 15:19, archived)
# I would be my weapon of choice, fridge-wise, also
but I suffer from built-in appliances syndrome.

:(
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 14:50, archived)
# i suffer from being a student and years away from owning any appliances of my own :(
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 14:53, archived)
# Trust me, it's not all it's cracked up to be.
/negative equity blog
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 14:55, archived)
# ^ this. Big letters. Biiiiiiiiiiiiig letters.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 14:56, archived)
# i have very little idea what those words mean.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 14:57, archived)
# It roughly translates to
"You're in the fucking shit, young fella-me-lad"
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 15:04, archived)
# weak :(
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 15:04, archived)
# On the fridge...
off head
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 14:46, archived)
# Gaz....pach....o
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 14:49, archived)
# I like this :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 14:46, archived)
# *catches*
*nom*

Lovely cucumber.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 14:47, archived)
# only one *nom*?
for a whole cucumber?!

talking about deep throat..
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 14:49, archived)
# *lewds*
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 14:50, archived)
# urgh cucumbers...horrible things
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 14:47, archived)
# Pointless too
like green water in a condom.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 26 Nov 2008, 14:49, archived)
# Eh?
Have you been getting down and dirty with Swamp Thing?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 14:51, archived)
# cor... 'ave I?
/sid james
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 14:54, archived)
# Eww Swamp Thing love juice.
Cucumbers are just useless as food.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 26 Nov 2008, 15:13, archived)
# green water in a condom.
sounds like the next popsicle thing
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 14:51, archived)
# not as fowl as
tomatoes
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 14:50, archived)
# not as fowl as chickens....
not as foul as mushrooms
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 14:54, archived)
# that'd be the one!
ta :)
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 14:57, archived)
# Shush, mushrooms are lush.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 15:02, archived)
# What madness is this?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 14:51, archived)
# Oh, I forgot, I'm on his ignore list
*pulls faces at Prodge*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 15:27, archived)
# Run run as fast as you can, you can't catch me, I'm the cucumber man!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 14:49, archived)
# This is over 7 different kinds of ace.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 14:49, archived)
# goddamn SONIC SHOES
heeeELLLLL YEEEAAaaahhh
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 14:55, archived)
# Not again
(Netsim, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 15:10, archived)