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# Blue, Shiny and calming.
No, not Ativan...you smart-arse


(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 15:58, archived)
# How long did ^that^ take to render??????
I can only guess 2 days short of FOREVER!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 15:59, archived)
# A good while, yes...
But some top tips from the fine folk here have helped me along speeding the render times up.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 16:00, archived)
# I mostly do historical stuff so there is not a lot of glass or raytraced materials to render
which is a boon
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 16:02, archived)
# ahh, but those textures...
they must be a pain.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 16:04, archived)
# naaah, I enjoy making them....
Click for bigger
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 16:05, archived)
# Me too,
It's most relaxing for t'brain.

Edit: My word, that's rather splendid!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 16:07, archived)
# you are Victor Ambrus AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 16:08, archived)
# :)
close ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 16:09, archived)
# The wife absolutely adores his work.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 16:11, archived)
# is it wrong that I want to run around this village in fps style battling killer cyborg aliens in slow motion while a single white dove flies through the air?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 16:09, archived)
# As long as we keep you off the streets of Lavenham in Suffolk
you might just have a relapse
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 16:11, archived)
# don't worry, I'll keep well away
with a gun
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 16:12, archived)
# coo!
\o/ at the guy pissing in the stream
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 16:12, archived)
# this is great!
especially the man pissing in the river :D
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 17:32, archived)
# +10 points for use of the word 'boon'
which is a fantastic word, and wholly underused in the English language.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 16:11, archived)
# You can have an extra 100 points if you get rocky in there too.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 16:12, archived)
# fillip ftw
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 16:18, archived)
# wasn't he played by a very young Neil Morrisey?
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 16:28, archived)
# But zero points
if Michael Elphick is referenced.
(I helped save b3ta! brown-wings Made with three kinds of butter, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 16:15, archived)
# I'd like to work there
I'd have one of those big touchy computer screen things and a lab coat made out of silicon and doctorates.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 15:59, archived)
# If it were in my abilities to grant you that, pickle
You know I would.

But you can have this lasagne instead, how about that?
It's fresh, and everything!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 16:03, archived)
# *leaps on it like her real name's Garfield*
yaaaay thank you
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 16:03, archived)
# I'd like to work there too, with a huge office
and one of those large glass desks the size of a young aircraft carrier

oh yeah, I'd need a couple of huge computer screens and one of those stupid telephones with about 300 buttons on.

oh yeah, I suppose I'd better have a bookcase made out of endangered wood containing obscure books on economic theory that I, of course, would never have read but I'd pretend I had

ok, what have I missed? :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 16:06, archived)
# clockwork barbecue run by Midge Ure
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 16:07, archived)
# Darn it, poor old Midge always gets forgotten.
Bless.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 16:09, archived)
# I had a video somewhere of the blackpool illuminations "switched on by celebrity guest midge ure"
don't know where it is now
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 16:10, archived)
# Vienna
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 16:11, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 16:11, archived)
# Bloody rubbish.
My niece could do better and she's only four.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 16:00, archived)
# Well she's older than my mental age already, then
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 16:01, archived)
# True.
But she was a go-er in her day.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 16:05, archived)
# That thought is very worrying indeed.
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 16:06, archived)
# Shirley you've heard that one before?
"Two paedos on a park bench, 12yo girl walks past, one says to the other "I bet she was a go-er in her day""?

No?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 16:07, archived)
# I'd sort of tried to blank it from my mind,
but yes.

Apologies for slowness.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 16:10, archived)
# No. I'm not sure I can forgive you for this.
I think we need to talk.

BTW - fecking WOOHOO pic.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 16:12, archived)
# :D
Cheers, sir!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 16:13, archived)
# !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!On a totally unrelated note:
What is the font used standard British black & white Roads signs?

Edit: CHEERS PEEPS!! I did google but initially refused to belive that the UK road network font was called "Transport" Doh..
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 16:01, archived)
# There is a special font they use - very like helvetica but with a couple of tweaks.
Off the top of my head I think you can download it from Dept of Transport's website somewhere.

what does google have to say on the matter?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 16:03, archived)
# Wiki says...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Road_signs_in_the_United_Kingdom#Typefaces
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 16:03, archived)
# you need this:
www.cbrd.co.uk/media/fonts/
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 16:06, archived)
# Super Stuff
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 16:09, archived)
# now we can make fake but real looking road signs
any day of the week :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 16:11, archived)
# oooh nice :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 16:01, archived)
# most tranquil
wooooah
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 16:01, archived)
# :D
All we are is dust in the wind, dude.

DUST. WIND. DUUUUDE.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 16:02, archived)
# ooh
what is this anyway, I think you showed us a wireframe a while ago.
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 16:14, archived)