Alan partridge in a pear tree?
Christ Stoat, you kinky fuck.
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Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864,
Thu 4 Dec 2008, 18:36,
archived)
That's not as kinky as
a pear tree in Alan Partridge.
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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09,
Thu 4 Dec 2008, 18:40,
archived)