Several years ago - my late 20s -
I was at my sister's party, chatting to a 17yo bloke.
I offered him a cigarette, and dear gods! He looked me up and down like I'd just asked for a BJ (WHICH I HADN'T).
'Smoking?! I don't think so ...'
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
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at which point I'd have said
'no worries love, you leave it to me to be cool' and blown it all in his face.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 5 Dec 2008, 14:21,
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