Don't worry guys,

soon millions of kids will be taking you to a new home...

From the Oliver Postgate challenge. See all 136 entries (closed)

( WiL laser raped the cat, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 21:07, archived)

aaaw.
They'll spend the whole of Boxing Day dodging children who're trying to shove batteries up their arses.
( riverghost B3ta: lacking Captain Wow since, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 21:08, archived)

And trying to 'turn them on'?

( WiL laser raped the cat, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 21:10, archived)

I read that as 'dogging' for some reason.
Which is a beautiful and touching image.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 21:10, archived)

Dogging children?
Pupping surely:D
( riverghost B3ta: lacking Captain Wow since, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 21:12, archived)

Nah, I don't believe in the 'break them in gently' theory.

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 21:14, archived)

Well it does get easy for them
after the first time their pelvis cracks.
( riverghost B3ta: lacking Captain Wow since, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 21:15, archived)

Piss and mind collision

( Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 21:14, archived)

I thought you said 'dogging' there
*shudders*
( Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 21:14, archived)

lovely

( god save the queen hardly ever original, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 21:14, archived)

Noggin's gonna freeze his nutsack off

nice!~
( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 21:29, archived)

oh why did i search for auditions with safe search off
i really should know better by now, it threw me off my chain of thought completely again.

worse still, granny gown
( god save the queen hardly ever original, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 21:32, archived)

*shudder*
www.auditionsforkids.info/picture_library/kids%20auditions.jpg
( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 21:35, archived)

hehehe
i was minded to do a dixon tribute, but lost the will to live
( god save the queen hardly ever original, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 21:36, archived)

hahaha, well played

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 21:45, archived)

Marvellous.

( Mstandot, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 21:35, archived)